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Evan (he/they) • 27 • dissociative shapeshifter, accidental magical scholar with a phD in fictus esoterica; yugoslav romani, liberation to all peoples globally
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obsessed. entranced. how fucking arrogant to call it “fool’s” anything
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
obsessed. entranced. how fucking arrogant to call it “fool’s” anything
"what's your special interest?" being delusional and having sexual intercourse with god. and also that french circus freak who might've eaten an infant with his disturbing genetic aberration of a fuckin gullet
January 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"what's your special interest?" being delusional and having sexual intercourse with god. and also that french circus freak who might've eaten an infant with his disturbing genetic aberration of a fuckin gullet
love when the song has a weird, out of place audio clip from some obscure piece of media (bonus if it's children's media) in the middle of it. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
January 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
love when the song has a weird, out of place audio clip from some obscure piece of media (bonus if it's children's media) in the middle of it. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
i wish somebody would run into my pussy in infinite universes recursively plowing me until i am bone and dust and my withered fucked husk blows away to populate the stars that grow out of my death like a warm second skin
January 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i wish somebody would run into my pussy in infinite universes recursively plowing me until i am bone and dust and my withered fucked husk blows away to populate the stars that grow out of my death like a warm second skin
the country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to be fucking nazis. and uh. so it remains.
January 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to be fucking nazis. and uh. so it remains.
if you met yourself from an alternate universe and the other you had their consciousness implanted in a machine and the robot had a slutty little waist, would you or would you not hit?
January 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
if you met yourself from an alternate universe and the other you had their consciousness implanted in a machine and the robot had a slutty little waist, would you or would you not hit?
guess we doin time paradoxes now
January 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
guess we doin time paradoxes now
I have constructed entire universes predicated on the idea of a man witha slutty little waist
January 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have constructed entire universes predicated on the idea of a man witha slutty little waist
do not eat the yellow snow at me, witch! I was there when it was pissen
January 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
do not eat the yellow snow at me, witch! I was there when it was pissen
I’m a slav so i’m kind of the jesus christ of viggo mortensen a la crimes of the future, except instead of being crucified I’m crouching in corners, eating plastic
January 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’m a slav so i’m kind of the jesus christ of viggo mortensen a la crimes of the future, except instead of being crucified I’m crouching in corners, eating plastic
I once saw a man die in the monsterfucking field and I still completed my PhD and accepted tenure as the professor of monsterfucking
January 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I once saw a man die in the monsterfucking field and I still completed my PhD and accepted tenure as the professor of monsterfucking
when da choir boy in da dark room says “I’m sorry I’m fucked up all the time” and his voice gets low like that; Gender Envy
January 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
when da choir boy in da dark room says “I’m sorry I’m fucked up all the time” and his voice gets low like that; Gender Envy
nooo leave me alone *ringing increases and i’m flash banged by an image of the extremely hot straight man who liked me on hinge* aghhhh
January 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
nooo leave me alone *ringing increases and i’m flash banged by an image of the extremely hot straight man who liked me on hinge* aghhhh
hello bluesky. i’m evan u-u
January 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
hello bluesky. i’m evan u-u
Crispin is just like
me fr…
me fr…
January 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Crispin is just like
me fr…
me fr…
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my handler probably monitoring my google docs history right now shaking and trembling dick in hand like “i want him so bad”
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
my handler probably monitoring my google docs history right now shaking and trembling dick in hand like “i want him so bad”
I’m astral famous. you wouldn’t understand
January 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’m astral famous. you wouldn’t understand
in the google docs straight up writing it
January 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
in the google docs straight up writing it
I am hard at work everyday to invent the fagopticon
January 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am hard at work everyday to invent the fagopticon
they need to bring back couch co-op so bad because my strongest recurring fantasy is getting my ass kicked in halo so bad i angrily make out with whoever im playing with
January 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
they need to bring back couch co-op so bad because my strongest recurring fantasy is getting my ass kicked in halo so bad i angrily make out with whoever im playing with
raise your hand if you’d let him do insane shit to your insides, raw, covered in grime, fresh out of an alternate universe
January 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
raise your hand if you’d let him do insane shit to your insides, raw, covered in grime, fresh out of an alternate universe
the fact that i don’t have a tail to wag is transphobic
November 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
the fact that i don’t have a tail to wag is transphobic
*bringing a date up to my room* these are all my rocks. this one is for good luck. this one is cursed and sometimes whispers in my ear at night to go into the woods and dig a really deep hole with spikes inside . this one is shaped like a mushroom!
November 15, 2024 at 8:04 PM
*bringing a date up to my room* these are all my rocks. this one is for good luck. this one is cursed and sometimes whispers in my ear at night to go into the woods and dig a really deep hole with spikes inside . this one is shaped like a mushroom!