The Salt Lord 🧂
@voyager-xiii.bsky.social
Combative, entitled princess 👑. Possibly species 8472 in disguise, but who can tell? 🌈🌈🌈 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Who said Seattle-area real estate was expensive?
October 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Who said Seattle-area real estate was expensive?
Omfg what does this mean??? 😭😭😭
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Omfg what does this mean??? 😭😭😭
Lmao what the fuck?
February 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Lmao what the fuck?
I feel like pizza flavored stuff is very ‘military brat’ coded…
February 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I feel like pizza flavored stuff is very ‘military brat’ coded…
Day 11: LMAO 🤣
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Day 11: LMAO 🤣
Day 10: I feel like this one is kinda cute. I think he needs a name.
December 11, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Day 10: I feel like this one is kinda cute. I think he needs a name.
Day 9: I feel like we already got one like this…
December 11, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Day 9: I feel like we already got one like this…
Day 8: He seems so proud of hai brick. 🧱
December 11, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Day 8: He seems so proud of hai brick. 🧱
Day 7. Is that a hat?
December 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Day 7. Is that a hat?
Day 6. I think the tall one is dancing, but it seems to me that the short one has some sort of hornets nest on a stick? 😳
December 6, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Day 6. I think the tall one is dancing, but it seems to me that the short one has some sort of hornets nest on a stick? 😳
Day 5. They both seem shocked that blue guy’s axe broke. Be kind, they are still mourning.
December 6, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Day 5. They both seem shocked that blue guy’s axe broke. Be kind, they are still mourning.
Day 3. This one legitimately is making me uncomfortable. It looks cursed 😂
December 6, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Day 3. This one legitimately is making me uncomfortable. It looks cursed 😂
Day 3. Is the red paint supposed to be blood?
December 6, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Day 3. Is the red paint supposed to be blood?
Day 2. Why did it come with a boat? Why does it have saggy boobs?
December 6, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Day 2. Why did it come with a boat? Why does it have saggy boobs?
