Unit 4 + 2 -5

Admittedly not the best idea I had for a sitcom title.

A photo of Sir Keir Starmer bending down in front of Donald Trump to pick up dropped trade documents at the G7 conference has provided an unexpected boost in sales of Adobe Photoshop. #BTNRejects

Online fashion brand Boohoo has changed its name to Debenhams in a bid to reverse its decline in fortune, after rejecting initial ideas of being rebranded as K-Tel, Timothy White’s or MacFisheries. #BTNNB #BTNRejects

A manager won an employment tribunal after his forced relocation to a desk amongst junior staff members. The judge ruled that such actions could demoralise senior staff when faced with a real full "in" tray, with no space for the Newton’s Cradle and miniature magnetic darts set. #BTNNB #BTNRejects

Grampian Transport Museum stepped in to rescue vehicles and artifacts from Top Gear after the closure of a Hampshire Museum. The collection features the famous Triumph Herald sailboat, the indestructible Toyota pick up and the plate of salad Jeremy Clarkson threw at the producer. #BTNNB #BTNRejects

Aldi plan to cut the cost of Christmas with bargain vegetable offers. However, wives fear that husbands will blow the savings on the infamous middle aisle by coming home with drill bits, night vision goggles and a horse blanket.
#BTNNB #BTNRejects

(My first attempt at writing for BTN)
Food poverty demonstrators found guilty of smearing a bust of Queen Victoria with jam & porridge at Kelvingrove Gallery, have denied involvement in the attempt to smear the genitals of the As Proud As statue in Princes Mall with Miracle Gro. #BTNNB #BTNRejects