he thinks everything is a fucking game

i have that big plush of him actually. can confirm it's very cute in person and that i have yet to see it wander around at night. it's very likely haunted but hat's ok

the beast is multifaceted and layered like an onion.....his cn voice actor was like "i portray him cute and foxlike" it's working thank you so much dude. they portray him so sinister in his pv then his genuine response to xf calling him a weird bitch was to flick him then pat his head. why so cute

the creature is capable of turboviolence. it does turboviolence. this is official art btw.

i am obsessed with him

i see him as a complete fool and i can't take him seriously. i know he did all that shit but he canonically uses the internet like an old person and drops everything to go save his annoying favorite employee from a bar fight he started. gets his shit rocked by lu guang and a therapist. lame

i actually made a helpful guide that did numbers on twt. people were asking me what gap moe means because we are losing the ancient texts. all official art btw if it matters

"you wouldn't call the character in the mafia gapmoe" i would because i also call this moe

having to skip fucking tamachan and a bunch of other horses i like bc i have to save for my little horror arg horse

"why save this early" bc whenever i want an uma really bad they make me spark for it. please do not ask me about smart falcon or agnes digital it hurts to think about. yes i got them. don't worry about how.

anyway rudomaru sweep

i mean i'm obsessed with maruzensky like you read about but that's a 56 year old woman and i still consider myself her manager

i know you may not believe me but i have a strictly professional relationship with the umas i'm literally their manager i don't seek out nor engage with nsfw of them and in fact i am shocked seeing it bc cygames themselves will snap your neck if you draw it. as is their right

it happens