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Marius Jaeger
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Watching Fallout the other night, my wife said "oh good, I love that actor", when you appeared. I reminded her of your stand-up career, "yeah I know, but he's an actor to me now" she insisted. Found it interesting that the comedy fully escaped containment.
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I was a victim of Satanic Panic, it was a dry run of attempted state-sponsored censorship of cultural dissent that ultimately failed because ultimately there was nothing under the bed. Now that the children's suicide machine is very real and effective? Crickets.
December 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am not an evolutionary biologist but read a lot on the subject, and my layman's takeaway is not only that transexuality is biologically valid, it seems to me that it is necessary for the survival of the species.
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Look at the posture of the girl with Gates. If you don't understand that I'm inclined to side with the original responder.
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I was thinking about these guys flying to Cardiff, and how much more pleasant they must be to flight attendants.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
To make a recent sports analogy, The Bears didn't embarrass Philly because they were the better team, it must be that the Eagles just had a bad day.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I really can't stand that we live in a world where abusers are filmed abusing and suffer absolutely zero character assassination in the media.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I've never been more mad about not picking up an AEW ppv, nothing makes me happier as an old head than getting worked. Some of ya'll forgot (or never knew) that's the main gist of this whole thing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Stupid question, but do the Super Bowl teams just not have to play as many noon games? I swear KC has played like two.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ouch.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It baffles me that even the most stalwart amongst the opposition aren't bringing this up at all.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm not going to read this article, but I assume it's a cloying and desperate attempt to convince people that this very stupid future is inevitable, not the pinch-point for a new and exciting depression that will cripple our economy for good.
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
That list can go on and on...not to mention every single movie that came out that year, it's an impossible collection.
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I love the pushback every time they do something like this, I think that kind of press is working wonders.
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Now do alllll the racism and brutal misogyny, past and present. I love and appreciate all these women, but WWE DOES NOT, look further under the hood, they deserve no praise or platform, especially for new fans.
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sometimes the commentary is so natural and perfect I feel spoiled that we even have something like this.
October 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I've been hate-watching the Packers my whole life, I can't believe I never noticed this and now it's all I can see. Thanks?
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'd be super impressed if that was .223 or 5.56, looked windy.
September 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Theoretically, I believe that the male of the species is becoming a hindrance to evolution and will be phased out completely in the coming millennium, instilling an irrational existential dread in nearly all men as their cells begin following biological orders, jacking up the fear response.
August 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Well, 20 years of daily vodka drinking, so it was an investment. I was just rather surprised at how much booze bloat I was made of and how quickly the weight came off.
August 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My wife and I (daily drinkers) both lost 40 lbs each in two months after quitting drinking. No other efforts were taken to lose this weight, maintained 7 months later.
August 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just preparation and defense, store up for what's to come. But no, celebration is way off.
July 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM