I think if I worked at the car wash, I would not write a song about it.
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think if I worked at the car wash, I would not write a song about it.
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I never see worms no matter how early I get up.
June 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I never see worms no matter how early I get up.
Maybe we should stop electing people who are (1) too rich to care about today's problems and (2) too old to care about tomorrow's consequences.
April 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Maybe we should stop electing people who are (1) too rich to care about today's problems and (2) too old to care about tomorrow's consequences.
No one's seen any damn thing before.
March 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
No one's seen any damn thing before.
Love Is Boring: Season 8
February 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Love Is Boring: Season 8
Kinda down to move to Wyoming.
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Kinda down to move to Wyoming.
There should be an "acknowledge" button at the bottom of every post, cause honestly I don't like any of this.
February 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There should be an "acknowledge" button at the bottom of every post, cause honestly I don't like any of this.
Starting to suspect not everyone who leaves book reviews actually read the book.
February 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Starting to suspect not everyone who leaves book reviews actually read the book.
People who skip the opening credits of a show cannot be trusted.
February 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
People who skip the opening credits of a show cannot be trusted.
Lighting a three wick candle with a single match is the most stressful thing.
January 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Lighting a three wick candle with a single match is the most stressful thing.
Everything is just so stupid.
January 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Everything is just so stupid.
I just feel like buying an electric toothbrush would be admitting defeat.
January 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I just feel like buying an electric toothbrush would be admitting defeat.
A gift that keeps on giving must be an awful gift.
December 3, 2024 at 11:36 PM
A gift that keeps on giving must be an awful gift.