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simon harris rn
mad not mad crying laughing emoji
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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entertaining myself
screen cap of rte news "catherine Connolly has signed declaration of office at st. patrick's hall in dublin castle to formally become 10th president of Ireland" Catherine connolly pictured beside large rodent, simon harris close up of simom harris crying
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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this is too on the nose
dublin bus w advertisement for some souless venture capital portfolio's latest redeveloped site, boland's mill
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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cis ppl are so fucking stupid
" Ancient chewing gum could reveal how early men and women split up their chores Birch bark tar, used as chewing gum and glue, provides rare window into life 6000 years ago" Science make this claim alongside a picture of the chewed up ancient gum "Prehistoric humans were already known to use birch tar for these tasks, notes Uppsala University’s Natalija Kashuba, who was not involved with the work, but it’s “amazing” that we can now uncover aspects of the people involved. “It’s like you’re close to the individuals, like the women putting these vessels together, personalizing the history.” This discovery also hints that birch tar could one day help researchers explore a question usually invisible in the archaeological record: how people divided work in prehistoric communities. The sample size in the current study is still too small to draw definitive conclusions about a gender divide between who made the tools and who maintained the household vessels, White cautions. However, the possibility of making such inferences in future, larger studies is “very provocative,” Lacy says, though she also adds that the person who applied the tar may differ from who ended up using the tool." beside a pic of some cool taxe heads
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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next bus home from work is in 26 mins
poster for that new leonardo dicaprio film "one battle after another" where leo's giant head looks stoicly sad about a nuclear holocaust i'm assuming? there's a lady holding a gun and looking really sad, something terrible must have happened.
September 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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reading city of illusion atm. to travel at the speed of light, first you must be in a k hole
"well, i don't really remember it very clearly. i was just a boy - nine years old, Earth style. And not I'm sure anybody could remember it clearly. you can't tell how things relate. you can see and hear, but it doesn't hang together - nothing means anything - i can't explain it. it's horrible, but only like a dream. but then coming down to planetary space again, it blacks out the passengers unless they're prepared for it.
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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unfortunate coincidence
September 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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just in: i have been canonised by my phone camera
a guy with a halo around his head
September 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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*in my most grammar literalist voice* pretty cool that these birds are so trans they're effecting gravity, guys
Today we meet a team of rappelling robots, discover that ‘sex-reversed’ birds are surprisingly common and herald the beginning of a new era for quantum-gravity research.
August 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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ros na rún ag seachaidadh
August 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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this aubergine has been on T for 6 months
a small aubergine, busy growing
July 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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just learned cat psychics are a thing over in yankageddon (ofc they are). decided to have a lil peek at the calibre of this specific type of grift. i was not disappointed.
screen grab of website section that reads : "Pricing Packages 50 Minute Session by Phone $ 225.00 Per Session book I don’t need any background information; actually, the less I know about you and/or your animal, the better. You do not need to be at home and your animal need not be present (or even alive, for that matter). My only suggestion is that you find a quiet place free of distractions and a comfortable chair to sit in. A 50 minute session allows me to connect more deeply with you and your animal. As more comes to the surface, there is more to explore. We can always schedule another session if our conversation is unfinished. "
July 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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happy pride
black and white photo of person holding sign that reads "sodomy is cool"
June 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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DIY is best imo
a flat white bed sheet that has "transgress the NGS" sprayed on it, transgress is blue, the is orange, NGS is pink the same sheet, but FREE HRT NOW is sprayed on it. Free is red, and has a gothic, metal feel to it. it also kind of looks like blood tbh. HRT is pink. Now is blue. there are three orange exclamation points
June 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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hello everyone, bear with me while i am extremely normal and wish my cat a happy birthday. happy birthday pangur breac. you make every day better. your purrs are a gift. your head bunts, treasure.
a tiny tabby kitten, no older than a week or two old. a human hand is visible, and roughly the same size as the kitten. two black blurry kittens are also visible in the background. a speckled tabby with black and brown stripes asleep on some blankets. she's wearing an orange collar.
June 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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she just had to eat her lunch here, it was a matter of life and death
a tabby cat eats her lunch from a bowl placed on the front right side of a desk, on which is also a computer and monitor (showing boring work stuff) which would've been in use by the tabby's human, were he able to work in peace. the desk also has various bits on it, notebooks, pens, markers, a lamp.
June 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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it's so crazy what they decided to put on the record NASA sent into space on the voyager
a photo of voyager 2. it's a space craft, all prongs and satellite dish, doodads, whatsits. very technical a record of crazy human sounds that they put in the voyager for aliens to listen to. if they'd have waited like 20 years they could have sent a usb but that's less bombastic, isn't it. a screencap of "Both Voyager space probes carry a gold-plated audio-visual disc, a compilation meant to showcase the diversity of life and culture on Earth in the event that either spacecraft is ever found by any extraterrestrial discoverer.[98][99] The record, made under the direction of a team including Carl Sagan and Timothy Ferris, includes photos of the Earth and its lifeforms, a range of scientific information, spoken greetings from people such as the Secretary-General of the United Nations and the President of the United States and a medley, "Sounds of Earth", that includes the sounds of whales, a baby crying, waves breaking on a shore, and a collection of music spanning different cultures and eras including works by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Blind Willie Johnson, Chuck Berry and Valya Balkanska" but is says Gerry Hannan calling Frank McCourt a liar live on the Late Late on RTE in place of the whales, baby crying, waves breaking, and music
May 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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michelle made me take a picture of this halloumi bc it's shaped like ireland
a hand holding a piece of grilled halloumi that may share itself shape with the country of ireland
May 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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lunch time protest on baggot street at 12:30 if anyone is in town
Transgress the NGS PICKET AGAINST TRANSPHOBIA GENOCIDE MILITARISM Department of health offices, Baggot Street, 12:30pm Wednesday 22nd May Bring a placard bring a friend be loud and proud self determined trans healthcare now
May 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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lucille from arrested development asking "it's one child's birthday michael. what could it cost? 500 dollars?"
May 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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tired enough that this is bringing tears to my eyes
All living things glow until they die A new study hints that plants and animals — including people — emit a tiny glow when alive, which disappears after death. This ‘ultraweak photon emission’ — equivalent to a few photons a second per square centimetre of skin tissue — might be a byproduct of energy-producing processes within cells
May 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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first time i've lived somewhere i could plant anything this year so i've never watched the life cycle of daffodils so closely. they really go out like they're depressed and hang out in fibbers all night, don't they
a crop of wizened daffodils in a raised bed in a yard
April 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM