Vorpal Prybar
vorpalprybar.bsky.social
Vorpal Prybar
@vorpalprybar.bsky.social
Got my results back from the doctor and I tested positive for end-stage terminal homogayass, most validating moment of my life; sometimes I write about vampires or dragons or pirates or some shit
She/they
Hmmmm
October 23, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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I don't ever remember signing up. If I signed up for anything I hope it's to be someone alive on this planet.
October 17, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Worst media takes you've ever seen someone honestly profess go:

In The Incredibles, Syndrome is actually right because of that one "everyone will be super" line
October 17, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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Honestly, this broke me a little bit.
October 17, 2023 at 2:36 PM
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it looks like you're struggling to reconcile with your powerlessness in a world out of your control. would you like to yell at some college kids you might be able to get in trouble?
October 12, 2023 at 12:34 PM
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What's the technical term for when you start measuring something to evaluate it, but then that shifts over time to people trying to meet the target not to do the actual thing.

Happens a lot in schools with exam results.

I know there is one.
October 12, 2023 at 9:50 AM
October 12, 2023 at 2:30 PM
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Good advice. Thanks, @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
October 11, 2023 at 1:22 PM
funnest part of ADHD is definitely how all of the most commonly recommended behavioral adjustments to deal with it are things that ADHD is really really excellent at fucking with
October 10, 2023 at 6:15 PM
okay I know it was a mishearing on my part but I'll never be any less disappointed that I didn't get any bisexual lightning
October 8, 2023 at 5:21 PM