VorpalNova
@vorpalnova.bsky.social
Alert the press - no wait! Alert @yammibammi.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Alert the press - no wait! Alert @yammibammi.bsky.social
"It looked like a chicken nugget. It was long and thick...like the 90s. But it wasnt. It said Aardvark."
-my wife
-my wife
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"It looked like a chicken nugget. It was long and thick...like the 90s. But it wasnt. It said Aardvark."
-my wife
-my wife
Pokemon needs to stop making "streamer" characters. Iono was alright but Canari is stupid as hell. I want her neck snapped
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pokemon needs to stop making "streamer" characters. Iono was alright but Canari is stupid as hell. I want her neck snapped
Pokemon ZA; not so bad. Its actually fast paced and enjoyable. Its oddly satisfying and runs well on my OLED switch 1.
Get it and fight me
Get it and fight me
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pokemon ZA; not so bad. Its actually fast paced and enjoyable. Its oddly satisfying and runs well on my OLED switch 1.
Get it and fight me
Get it and fight me
Nintendo/Pokèmon be like: "Cease and Desist! NOW!"
Everyone on tiktok that one time: Uses Driftveil City track SOOO much kids have no idea where its from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyone on tiktok that one time: Uses Driftveil City track SOOO much kids have no idea where its from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nintendo/Pokèmon be like: "Cease and Desist! NOW!"
Everyone on tiktok that one time: Uses Driftveil City track SOOO much kids have no idea where its from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyone on tiktok that one time: Uses Driftveil City track SOOO much kids have no idea where its from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Alright serious post: ignore last one
Anyone who plays MH Wilds wanna join my Lagiacrus Gem farm? Dunno when Ill be on but sometime today later afternoon or tomorrow midday-ish
Anyone who plays MH Wilds wanna join my Lagiacrus Gem farm? Dunno when Ill be on but sometime today later afternoon or tomorrow midday-ish
October 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Alright serious post: ignore last one
Anyone who plays MH Wilds wanna join my Lagiacrus Gem farm? Dunno when Ill be on but sometime today later afternoon or tomorrow midday-ish
Anyone who plays MH Wilds wanna join my Lagiacrus Gem farm? Dunno when Ill be on but sometime today later afternoon or tomorrow midday-ish
A haiku for you
A serenade for two
I dont know how to rhyme
So I made this out of the blue
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A serenade for two
I dont know how to rhyme
So I made this out of the blue
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
A haiku for you
A serenade for two
I dont know how to rhyme
So I made this out of the blue
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A serenade for two
I dont know how to rhyme
So I made this out of the blue
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I could really go for a cookie from K-mart rn
October 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I could really go for a cookie from K-mart rn
Today years old when I found out Mystique is Nightcrawlers mother
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Today years old when I found out Mystique is Nightcrawlers mother
My wife pointed out everytime I post I gatekeep. This may be true but Im also very correct
September 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My wife pointed out everytime I post I gatekeep. This may be true but Im also very correct
To anyone who is saying Chestnaughts mega is cool:
No you're not allowed to use him if you picked Greninja playing X/Y or if you never gave Chespin a second thought.
His mega is literally the same but different colors and he uses his pauldrons as weapons
No you're not allowed to use him if you picked Greninja playing X/Y or if you never gave Chespin a second thought.
His mega is literally the same but different colors and he uses his pauldrons as weapons
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
To anyone who is saying Chestnaughts mega is cool:
No you're not allowed to use him if you picked Greninja playing X/Y or if you never gave Chespin a second thought.
His mega is literally the same but different colors and he uses his pauldrons as weapons
No you're not allowed to use him if you picked Greninja playing X/Y or if you never gave Chespin a second thought.
His mega is literally the same but different colors and he uses his pauldrons as weapons
YT brainrot is telling me to play Snake Eater (Delta) but lowkey I think Id rather play the original 🙃
September 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
YT brainrot is telling me to play Snake Eater (Delta) but lowkey I think Id rather play the original 🙃
Shout out to anyone named Barnabas or Barnaby. Sounds like a Pokémon ass name 👌
August 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Shout out to anyone named Barnabas or Barnaby. Sounds like a Pokémon ass name 👌
Its that time of year gang...
🎃+🍑=☠️
🎃+🍑=☠️
August 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Its that time of year gang...
🎃+🍑=☠️
🎃+🍑=☠️
I feel like NJ would have creatures from Fallout living in it.
Just driving around I think "mm yeah there should be a mirelurk somewhere around here"
Just driving around I think "mm yeah there should be a mirelurk somewhere around here"
August 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I feel like NJ would have creatures from Fallout living in it.
Just driving around I think "mm yeah there should be a mirelurk somewhere around here"
Just driving around I think "mm yeah there should be a mirelurk somewhere around here"
Its 2025 and yall fucks are still spamming gold raspberries on your gyms in pokemon go? Pssh
August 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Its 2025 and yall fucks are still spamming gold raspberries on your gyms in pokemon go? Pssh
I remember when Dead By Daylight was scary...now Im scared FOR it
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I remember when Dead By Daylight was scary...now Im scared FOR it
When life hands you doo doo...just keep going I guess
July 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When life hands you doo doo...just keep going I guess
Oh to live a life as Crash Bandicoot in a little hampster ball
July 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh to live a life as Crash Bandicoot in a little hampster ball
White boy youtubers have the same voice and inflection. Especially on YT shorts
July 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
White boy youtubers have the same voice and inflection. Especially on YT shorts
Reposted by VorpalNova
And my smoothie btw
June 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And my smoothie btw
I might notve gotten Zenos G'raha or Lightning but:
June 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I might notve gotten Zenos G'raha or Lightning but:
Dear Nintentdo,
Why my Gamecube load faster than my Switch OLED?
Why my Gamecube load faster than my Switch OLED?
June 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Dear Nintentdo,
Why my Gamecube load faster than my Switch OLED?
Why my Gamecube load faster than my Switch OLED?
Im gunna say it:
Elden Ring Night Reign needs more Dark Souls and less Elden Ring
Elden Ring Night Reign needs more Dark Souls and less Elden Ring
June 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Im gunna say it:
Elden Ring Night Reign needs more Dark Souls and less Elden Ring
Elden Ring Night Reign needs more Dark Souls and less Elden Ring
Hot take/ Question:
Are the streamers who get free stuff just glorified Quality Assurance testers?
Are the streamers who get free stuff just glorified Quality Assurance testers?
June 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Hot take/ Question:
Are the streamers who get free stuff just glorified Quality Assurance testers?
Are the streamers who get free stuff just glorified Quality Assurance testers?