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I might just be hired muscle but I know theater when I see it.

If you have never fought a kangaroo there are two things you need to know, never take your eyes off them and never look them in the eyes. Always stare directly at their stomach. That's the mistake I made that night. She walked in, prepped and ready for the main event and how could I not look.

If you have never fought a kangaroo there are two things you need to know, never take your eyes off them and never look them in the eyes. Always stare directly at their stomach. That's the mistake I made that night.
She walked in, prepped and ready for the main event and how could I not look.

The fight started as people meandered into the venue. It was the usual mix of tourists lured with the promise of something truly interesting, locals looking to pick up some extra money off those tourists and the truly degenerate facilitators who had organized the event.

Ernie only has one eye but he's knows when to take his shot. He fell back on this tail and nailed me with those freak toes right in the chest.
I rolled out of the ring, grasping for breath and he was on me. My vision went red, my judgement faded to blind rage. Rage that would kill, had killed.