Torontonian spots one of the giant bodybuilding-looking raccoons that looks like it walks on its knuckles like a cartoon bulldog
"oh COME ON, it's not your time to be here"
raccoon just stops, makes eye contact "are we really doing this? really?"
"come ON"
"fine, whatever"

how it goes every time

I call the raccoons in Toronto second class citizens. people expect them to be around, and they're not exactly pests. the vibe when one comes into someone's backyard isn't "ew gross get away" but more "you don't belong here and you know it, use the other entrance"

completely forgot this album. think I still have it in a box somewhere. it was really good

Just as a data point: I don’t do podcasts, I can’t seem to stay engaged and get frustrated that I zone out and miss stuff. Making a video version of your podcast makes me infinitely more likely to tune in. fwiw

love Bernard Szajner

how is this how I found out. man. devastated. he was such a good egg. thank you for posting this. will read it later but I need a minute

I Still Know What You Did Last Year At Marienbad
2 Marianbad 2 Corridors

lmao my plex is out of commission for the moment but otherwise probably

recently unearthed a recording I did of me doing an erotic reading from that novel until I lost my voice in a coughing fit

I wonder if there will ever again be a point where I feel the slightest pang of dissonance about hoisting the Jolly Rodger on the high internet seas

could not agree more. rank cowardice