see you post this here when you know im the only one who cares

it was so insanely cute :sobbing:

how can we hack d&d 5e to become the ultimate cum-based ttrpg

there actually isn't another cafe in walking distance of my apartment (and i don't have a car) but i'm still not going on that day b/c obviously

It has such a sense of atmosphere and presence that somehow overcomes the clunky movement and animation to let you feel immersed in the dark nights of the Kindred. I adore it, it's my favorite RPG. I love just talking to NPCs.

And yeah, states are checked between every item on the stack. Any time the game changes, states must be checked before any further game actions can be processed.

The mistake here is thinking they're activated by the same event. They aren't. Arena's draw and pain are all part of one ability, so the whole ability has to resolve before the game can even start to look at triggers that result from that ability (Sheoldred seeing a card drawn).

sounds like ontologically evil behavior tbh

It's actually an excellent illustration of why returning to block format would be a terrible, *terrible* idea. Don't like this setting? Too bad, we'll be here all year.

The new pretty demon horse that is scaled bigger than the original Wrathsteed trio so my elf looks tiny on it *sobbing*

you can't stop me from being among my people

you should support my startup gror where we plan to solve the problem of "hungry" by introducing revolutionary new products like a store where you can buy the ingredients to cook meels(tm) based on our proprietary recipes or you can try out prepackaged meels(tm) edible cold or air fried

i saw a post on the magic reddit screencapping the maro tumblr ask where he finds out about fleem. they captioned it something like "do you think he wants us to stop" as if everyone at wotc would not be thrilled at a cute new mascot to hyper-monetize in future products

i hate to say it but sometimes human pet guy really comes out with a proper banger. truly the most metal way to describe whatever the fuck he was talking about in that post