Julia
@voodoopork.bsky.social
sprung fully formed out of a meerkat burrow // chaotic good ♟
Yo @rootc0re.com I’m so glad I built my computer before this bullshit hehe thanks again for all your help! 🫡
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yo @rootc0re.com I’m so glad I built my computer before this bullshit hehe thanks again for all your help! 🫡
Good news, Mr. Winston loves you and wants you to be happy
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Good news, Mr. Winston loves you and wants you to be happy
This is Mr. Winston. He fell asleep with his eyes open and gave me a mini-heart attack. I no longer wonder why his eyes are red every morning.
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This is Mr. Winston. He fell asleep with his eyes open and gave me a mini-heart attack. I no longer wonder why his eyes are red every morning.
Mr. Winston: wonder why my eyes are so red every morning
Also Mr. Winston:
Also Mr. Winston:
September 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Mr. Winston: wonder why my eyes are so red every morning
Also Mr. Winston:
Also Mr. Winston:
For a moment, I was terrified before I realized Mr. Winston fell asleep with his eyes open and that he was still breathing
September 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
For a moment, I was terrified before I realized Mr. Winston fell asleep with his eyes open and that he was still breathing
Amé, fui amado, el sol acarició mi faz.
¡Vida, nada me debes! ¡Vida, estamos en paz!
- Amado Nervo
¡Vida, nada me debes! ¡Vida, estamos en paz!
- Amado Nervo
September 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Amé, fui amado, el sol acarició mi faz.
¡Vida, nada me debes! ¡Vida, estamos en paz!
- Amado Nervo
¡Vida, nada me debes! ¡Vida, estamos en paz!
- Amado Nervo
Winston, it’s your birthday! Happy birthday, Winston!
September 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Winston, it’s your birthday! Happy birthday, Winston!
Mr. Winston appreciation post. My boy was attacked by a dog while on a walk (he’s fine, the dog’s human rushed to the rescue before she could hurt Winsie) and he’s been bummed out for a couple of days.
August 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Mr. Winston appreciation post. My boy was attacked by a dog while on a walk (he’s fine, the dog’s human rushed to the rescue before she could hurt Winsie) and he’s been bummed out for a couple of days.
Oh wow! What breed is the long dog to the right? My dog’s a rescue and he resembles your dog, maybe they’re the same breed. The same tail and hair pattern on the legs. Except Mr. Winston has doggie dwarfism so he’s a long-but-short king
August 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Oh wow! What breed is the long dog to the right? My dog’s a rescue and he resembles your dog, maybe they’re the same breed. The same tail and hair pattern on the legs. Except Mr. Winston has doggie dwarfism so he’s a long-but-short king
Scrolling through my phone, I stumbled upon the picture Mr. Winston would use as an author’s portrait if he ever wrote a novel
August 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Scrolling through my phone, I stumbled upon the picture Mr. Winston would use as an author’s portrait if he ever wrote a novel
Poe’s Law does it again lol
August 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Poe’s Law does it again lol
I thought I had, but I must be confusing it with Thirteen Ghosts lol I have a list of some horror movies that I'd liked lately, here it goes! (Ignore La Ultima Hora, that's not horror). I'll keep adding recommendations to my list, too! Thanks for the Cube!
August 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I thought I had, but I must be confusing it with Thirteen Ghosts lol I have a list of some horror movies that I'd liked lately, here it goes! (Ignore La Ultima Hora, that's not horror). I'll keep adding recommendations to my list, too! Thanks for the Cube!
I’m really sorry to hear that, Pupperpats. I’ll light a candle as a sacrifice to my pagan gods that he’ll pull through ♥️ the uncertainty is the fucking worst, I’m here if you feel like talking. Hang in there, brother! Emotional support Mr. Winston picture
July 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m really sorry to hear that, Pupperpats. I’ll light a candle as a sacrifice to my pagan gods that he’ll pull through ♥️ the uncertainty is the fucking worst, I’m here if you feel like talking. Hang in there, brother! Emotional support Mr. Winston picture
It’s deliciously devious 🙈 a lot of them have Barbie disposing of Ken’s body
July 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s deliciously devious 🙈 a lot of them have Barbie disposing of Ken’s body
Have you seen the Barbie murder dioramas? An artist came up with them, they were so detailed (and gory lol). I used one as inspiration for my crime scene investigation final, used fake blood and everything! it was a bloody good time but I kept cleaning bloodstains in my kitchen for months
July 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Have you seen the Barbie murder dioramas? An artist came up with them, they were so detailed (and gory lol). I used one as inspiration for my crime scene investigation final, used fake blood and everything! it was a bloody good time but I kept cleaning bloodstains in my kitchen for months
Wait… what? Tf did I just read?
May 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Wait… what? Tf did I just read?
Mr. Winston appreciation post cause I left him at a doggy hotel a few hours ago (I’m travelling for a cancer checkup) and I never realized how empty my house feels without him
May 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Mr. Winston appreciation post cause I left him at a doggy hotel a few hours ago (I’m travelling for a cancer checkup) and I never realized how empty my house feels without him
The Most Interesting Dog in the World
May 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Most Interesting Dog in the World