Melissa Von Rocksaton
vonrocksaton.bsky.social
Melissa Von Rocksaton
@vonrocksaton.bsky.social
God damn these electric sex pants!
I've cranked the font size all the way up on my phone (because I can't see shit since THEY TOOK MY EYES), and now it feels like everyone is explaining their jokes to me very slowly and loudly. Anyway, A++, def recommend to my fellow 40 year old octogenarians.
February 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I have made a Large Wooden Triangle, to foster the creation of Large Fiber Triangles. Viva la triangles, is basically what I'm saying here.
February 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I HAVE ARRIVED. Currently trying to remember who I used to follow on the hellsite for lolz.
January 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM