Von Milder
vonmueller35.bsky.social
Von Milder
@vonmueller35.bsky.social
Chicago Bulls (I wish I could quit you)
Pittsburgh Steelers (the Bulls of the NFL)
Indiana Fever (not THAT kind of fan)
Completely made up stat that I *feel* is probably real:

Trae Young did not score a field goal after trying to punk Ayo Dosunmu.

Respect your elders, kids.
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yeaahhhh, actually, I have just one more small, Andrew Tate-sized request…
Dear Internet,

Please piece together slow motion clips of Jake Paul getting beat down, set to “What a Wonderful World.”

I will never ask for anything again.
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dear Internet,

Please piece together slow motion clips of Jake Paul getting beat down, set to “What a Wonderful World.”

I will never ask for anything again.
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Never a doubt. Beep, beep!
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The Bulls on the right side of a trap game? I’ll take it lol
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’ve seen enough. Shohei Ohtani is the greatest basketball player of all time.
Unanimous MVP awards:

Michael Jordan 0
LeBron James 0
Shohei Ohtani 4
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m shocked the Bulls couldn’t keep up their hot start. On paper, they had a championship roster. What happened??
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Got hit with the Zaza.

You either retire a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
That was the first flagrant foul of Steph Curry's 17-year career -- 1,193 career games prior to tonight and zero flagrants. Got called for stepping into the landing zone under an Isaiah Joe attempted 3.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
100% convinced that Red Panda was responsible for the Bulls comeback versus Philly yesterday.
PUT HER IN THE HALL AS A CONTRIBUTOR YOU COWARDS
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I legitimately couldn’t tell if this was a @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social parody or not (it’s not). Well played, Disney.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Going to need Draymond to weigh in on the Bulls contender status soon.
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I, for one, have never doubted these Chicago Bulls. 4-0 seemed pretty obvious, tbh

Undefeated season incoming
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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It’s officially Opening Day in the NBA.

If I may have one tiny request this season, please try to enjoy the basketball.

Don’t break your brain trying to analyze every last detail.

We live in a world that can suck joy away like a Dyson.

So this year, when watching the NBA.

Just. Have. Fun.
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Everyone keeps talking about “team-friendly” deals. As a Bulls fan, I don’t understand the terminology…is that a thing you’re allowed to do?
Portland reaches extensions with Shaedon Sharpe (4 years, $90 million), Toumani Camara (4 years, $82 million)

Portland has locked up its wings for the next five seasons, and both on team-friendly deals.

www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/por...
Portland reaches extensions with Shaedon Sharpe (4 years, $90 million), Toumani Camara (4 years, $82 million)
This locks up two key players the Portland Trail Blazers see as part of their future.
www.nbcsports.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What a fascinating season. The Goonie Fever had so much heart. Hoping for better luck next year (you know, after the lockout, of course)
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The Aces:
October 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Man, this is such a good class. Not that it would surprise anyone, but the league’s future is in great hands with all the young talent.
Congratulations to our 2025 #WNBA All Rookie Class!

*Certainly believe that Saniya Rivers, Te-Hina Paopao, and JJ Quinerly are all worth some honorable mention here too!
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Still trying to figure out how this postgame stuff works…when do we talk about special whistles and free throws?
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Remember when Adam Silver was the Deputy Commissioner and everybody lovvved him? Everything he does is so anti-fan, it’s almost impressive.
Adam Silver on the rising costs of streaming NBA games:

"There's a huge amount of our content that people can essentially consume for free. This is very much a highlight based sport. IG, TikTok, Twitter...YouTube"
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is the right take. The Bulls mediocrity isn’t on Donovan. The roster is the roster.

And, Patrick Williams aside, he does a good job with player development, which is the best you can hope for, given the circumstances.

*AK and Jerry are the circumstances.
Billy Donovan signs multi-year extension to remain head coach of Chicago Bulls

Donovan has a 195-205 record in five seasons with Chicago, making the playoffs once. How much of the Bulls' issues are on Donovan and how much on the front office?

www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/bil...
Billy Donovan signs multi-year extension to remain head coach of Chicago Bulls
Donovan has a 195-205 record in five seasons with Chicago, making the playoffs once.
www.nbcsports.com
July 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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RIP Ozzy
Temple of the Dog’s 2016 tour setlist included a number of killer covers, including Black Sabbath’s “War Pigs.”

youtu.be/r3_M44iyvRY?...
Temple Of The Dog - War Pigs (Black Sabbath) 11.11.16 San Francisco, Ca
YouTube video by TheSteved111
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July 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM