You think store clerks and restaurant staff normally notice the Snippet Pillows?
Why I never

since you're re-gifting your present consider this the new one!!

Christmas can leave the girl but the pon stays forever 😔✊

Credit card statement you son of a bitch

Don’t forget your Christmas KFC for Colonel San(ders)ta

These people are literally comically more evil and more OPEN than James Bond villains.
Like movie villains wouldn’t just giggle to themselves about the crimes they commit, especially THROUGH receipts lmao.
Insane how this was also fine to the FBI/DOJ

My friends are pretty good and giving me the deets but my family still hasn’t told me what we’re doing for christmas 🤪

A day before Whopper Wednesday 😱

Scary having them as a neighbour. I’m hopeful congress steps in but i’ve lost a lot of faith, especially for smaller countries and territories

You’re doing so good!! :)

What if Raditz just told Vegeta that to look cool.
Like when they were kids and it’s a “my dad it cooler than your dad” argument.
And Vegeta is like “my dad was king but he wouldn’t have survived Rhygal 7..”

I feel like we’ve been in a recession every year since 2011.
It’s all credit now, baby 🤘

I hope you rest well when you do 🥺
I worry for you!!

Wish there was something we could do to treat and pamper you tonight!!!!