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Soup is phantasmal! :D
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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8)
A giant space Jesus looking down at the Earth with a smile on his face, and the caption "Oh hell yeah these are the sins I died for".
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Love when my notifications get perfectly truncated.
Phone notifications reading "Javier [redacted] posted When you're hung..." Followed by "Walking Backwards: Should..."
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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So apparently there's a cross in the attic I don't recall seeing before. Not attached to anything, just being a loosey-goosey attic cross. Oh, @tacorat.com , it's above your office. Not to make you paranoid or anything, just sayin'.
A photo of an attic with two boards attached to each other, appearing to be some kind of cross. I don't know what it's doing there. Just being a cross I suppose.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Racing penny-farthing trash panda stickers courtesy of @thornwolf.com ! One's goin' on the car, not sure about the second yet.

Go hit her up, she's pro!
Two stickers featuring raccoons riding penny-farthings because absolutely. Received from professional illustrator and all-around kind person Nicole "Thornwolf" Dornsife. (www.thornwolf.com)
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Yap. Nope. That's enough for now. Attic isn't fatty-friendly anymore since they moved the giga-AC up there. Used to be able to move around like a monkey, now I twist and shamble and moan like the huddle from INSIDE. Things are staged, pero, como se dice... far from fuckin' done. x_x
A shot of some ethernet cabling coiled up in a cramped attic space, ready to be run. Picture of a cramped attic that my gelatenous ass needs to somehow squeeze through like Gak. Everything is in the way. EVERYTHING. Also, take care not to fall through the ceiling.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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(I'll explain the purpose if anyone cares but we all know...)
The character Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force floating in space, with the captions "It don't matter... Non 'a this matters..."
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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**BEHOLD! MY LATEST INVENTION!** I call it... the ***Sticks n' Shit n' Cat8 40,000!***
🧵
Sic lengths of Cat8 networking cable coiled around 6 dowel rods. The units are split into two pieces, the dowel rods each screwed into a slat of wood. The bottom-right run of cabling is not neat and uniform, but untidy and all over the place.
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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It's working for me in both FireFox and Edge on desktop, and on mobile as well. Weird thing is, the first time I clicked the gear, I swear I didn't see the option there. Googled it to see if anyone else was having issues, went back to the browser and it was there again. I was probably blind.
A screenshot from one of William Osman's youtube videos where he makes a layered, laser-cut ham and cheese sandwich shaped like Vin Diesel.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Technical drawing is my passion.
A sloppy whiteboard technical drawing of dowel rods screwed into a piece of wood that's screwed into another (not drawn) piece of wood. There is some cabling coiled around one of the dowel rods. One end of the cabling drops down to the word "switch", while the other end is being pulled a long distance by a stick figure in a cowboy hat. There's also a tiny plastic baby magnetically stuck to the whiteboard with the word "Bebeh" and an arrow pointing at it. It serves no purpose and is not related to the previously mentioned technical drawing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Blood work came back. TWO high liver enzymes now, and blood sugar is on the higher end. I rarely ever eat or drink actual sugar. I know what it is tho, and I'm sad. Life's simple pleasures. These fuckin' shawarma points better start givin' back or I'm pivoting to a life of crime.
A very, very sad black child with tears welling up in his eyes. The text reads "No beer? No carbs?"
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Home Depot, I'm disappointed in you. You've got a reputation to uphold! Halloween is this Friday, you've got Christmas shit everywhere and nary a gigantic skeleton to be found. Tsk tsk tsk.
A picture of the inside of Home Depot on the week of Halloween, Christmas trees everywhere and no giant skeletons to be found. Sadfats.
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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A dog side-eying the view, house on fire in background, text reads "when you're a good boy. Most of the time".
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Hey yo waddup it's ya boy!
The Primal Aspid from Hollow Knight.
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I suggest you marinate on this one, Mr. Miyamoto.
A picture of two games side-by-side, Defender for the Atari 2600 and Driver: San Francisco, which Ubisoft says we're legally required to destroy any physical copies of, with a hammer looming above.
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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A plush of Captain Picard placed next to a 5-pack of LED lights that only shows 4 on the packaging.
October 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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ZipRecruiter guy starin' at me over here like "I know you ain't landing shit, but good on you for trying". He straight-up looks like he's sorry for me. XD
The ZipRecruiter logo that's simply a man in a green shirt, with brown hair and glasses in a circle. His eyebrows suggest he pities me.
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Why can't I ever find anything in this dimly lit house?
Several black objects sitting on a black table.
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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But I... uh-oh.
The monkey puppet meme. Sorry, I'd describe it better if I could.
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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*snort*
#silksong #lel
A screenshot of the game Silksong with the Big Picture mode bar off to the right asking if I want to report a bug.
October 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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This man cums blood! XD
George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher posing with a bunch of plushies likely to be donated.
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Great show!
A pain indicator chart with Xs all over the front and back of the body.
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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My brand!
A photo of myself with green bows stuck to my eyes. For reasons.
October 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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This is the weirdest-assest captcha I've seen to date. And the rabbit doesn't wanna eat the carrot. Maybe wants some polar bear? Maybe I just stick everything in the barrels and walk away. Yeeeah I think I'm gonna look into a different line of work.
A captcha that has the user dragging a picture of a carrot to a rabbit that doesn't seem to want it.
October 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
A cat in a party hat stares down at a lit candle sticking out of a can of cat food. I dialog box reads "Unfortunately, the clock is ticking. The hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you under stand?" followed by two buttons. One reads "I understand", the other reads "remain ignorant"
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM