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Vomiting Larry
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Hygiene is its own reward

This is not my academic account
Is it time to bring back the Hegelian e-girl conventions again
August 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If I'm eating: Why isn't this a video

If I'm doing anything else: Why isn't this in text format
Just saw a video go by that I would have been very interested in if it had been an article instead of a 33 minute video. Write an article!!
July 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Reposted by Vomiting Larry
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
July 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
How about instead of "chicken jockey" we love and respect our friends
July 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hamburger with sunglasses and frown
July 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Is the Dubai tourism board doing some kind of weird marketing blitz? Apparently we're onto Dubai wraps now which just seem to be kebabs with no vegetables
July 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
IT'S JUST CHOCOLATE WITH PISTACHIO CREAM, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
June 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You ever just head in to the office and shout "methods of distribution?" at the first person you see?
June 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Social Media
June 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"Carborn" is a slur

Normalise being born in cars
June 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Crazy how a hundred years ago women would faint if you said rude shit to them
May 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The greatest trick Mariah Carey ever pulled was convincing the world that Jah Rule can sing
May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When Ethan Klein said "vape naysh, y'all", he was actually talking about vaporising the nation of Palestine.
May 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Normalise showing hole at the pub
May 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I've always maintained that Pro Wrestling will have characters that fit all their main demographics, so it's great to see that John Cena has gone from his "Linkin Park fan" character from the early 2000s and is pushing forward with his "wrestler that has depression" arc
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
May 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Do people actually buy aftershave mid flight
April 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So is this novocaine movie just about a guy with leprosy
April 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Smegma male
March 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you both work in media you're not allowed to cum at the same time
March 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So apparently the new thing among clean-living anti-gmo antivax "just let people get sick" folks is to take methylene blue orally
March 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
We will fight, we will win, put the foetus in the bin
March 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ALL cars matter.
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Bluesky dating advice is so boring compared to twitter.

What happened to constantly surveying your surroundings for threats? Romance is dead.
March 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What are the odds that DU30 does milosevic in the court room
March 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM