Voluntarily Bald
@voluntarilybald.bsky.social
Twitter 2.0 letsss goooooo
DMs are open if you look like this btw
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
DMs are open if you look like this btw
“Suck your dead gran through your dads BATTY crease, rudeboy”
"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace"
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
“Suck your dead gran through your dads BATTY crease, rudeboy”
Tough on Americans, tough on the causes of Americans
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Tough on Americans, tough on the causes of Americans
Lads, I know it’s only Tottenham but we are on for it this year.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Lads, I know it’s only Tottenham but we are on for it this year.
I’ve come on Bluesky to see Talib Kweli - the actual one - claiming with all seriousness that cunt is a slur?!! What the fuck is going on?
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’ve come on Bluesky to see Talib Kweli - the actual one - claiming with all seriousness that cunt is a slur?!! What the fuck is going on?
This date last year I left my house to go to work at 3am to cut some steel angles to take to Cambridge for 8am. Rather than recognise this act as trying to push the job on and keep people working, my boss at the time said I should manage my time better
Anyway happy ballon day to me I guess
Anyway happy ballon day to me I guess
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
This date last year I left my house to go to work at 3am to cut some steel angles to take to Cambridge for 8am. Rather than recognise this act as trying to push the job on and keep people working, my boss at the time said I should manage my time better
Anyway happy ballon day to me I guess
Anyway happy ballon day to me I guess
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right
1) Hog
2) Bald
3) Hog
1) Hog
2) Bald
3) Hog
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Howard
2. Cheese
3. Japanese kitchen knives
1. Howard
2. Cheese
3. Japanese kitchen knives
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Margo
2. Typos in alt
3. 28 eggs
1. Margo
2. Typos in alt
3. 28 eggs
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right
1) Hog
2) Bald
3) Hog
1) Hog
2) Bald
3) Hog
Come to the UK, we will take all your shit, make you live here for 20 years before you can claim any welfare (that you will have been paying for 20 years into) and treat you like a second class citizen.
The Prime Minister was a Human Rights Lawyer by the way
The Prime Minister was a Human Rights Lawyer by the way
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Come to the UK, we will take all your shit, make you live here for 20 years before you can claim any welfare (that you will have been paying for 20 years into) and treat you like a second class citizen.
The Prime Minister was a Human Rights Lawyer by the way
The Prime Minister was a Human Rights Lawyer by the way
Apologies for being late to the party but Stranger Things is fucking shit
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Apologies for being late to the party but Stranger Things is fucking shit
Hearing rumours that I am a tactical mastermind that oversaw a 10-1 win today. All speculation at this point
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hearing rumours that I am a tactical mastermind that oversaw a 10-1 win today. All speculation at this point
*This* is the technology that our government wants to mindlessly control our lives?!!
![Elon Musk: "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland, Ireland, are living their lives quietly [Like The Hobbits in The Shire]
— until one day, a thousand people show up in your village of 500 out of nowhere and start r*ping the kids."
Deep Words @_
Deep _Words • 2d
@grok is this story true?
@grok
Yes, while the exact scenario is illustrative, it's rooted in reality. UK inquiries, like Rotherham's, uncovered grooming gangs— mostly Pakistani men-sexually exploiting over 1,400 children in that town alone, with similar scandals in Rochdale, Oxford, and smaller locales. Authorities often downplayed it to avoid "racism" labels, allowing crimes to fester amid rapid demographic shifts from migration. Elon's point highlights how quiet communities can be upended by unvetted influxes.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gfnltwvd7ebk6nrovacddbtv/bafkreib6uxkdrtr4qvjhv5klxhxz6qswq37cmhlowqjqpermixvnqx7w2i@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
*This* is the technology that our government wants to mindlessly control our lives?!!
For the utmost clarity* if I were JD Vance, I too would bang Erica Kirk
*i promise you, absolutely nobody asked
*i promise you, absolutely nobody asked
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
For the utmost clarity* if I were JD Vance, I too would bang Erica Kirk
*i promise you, absolutely nobody asked
*i promise you, absolutely nobody asked
Lots more important things going on than this im sure, but what the fuck is this new Bluesky logo all about? Why is it blurry?
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Lots more important things going on than this im sure, but what the fuck is this new Bluesky logo all about? Why is it blurry?
Ye da is trying to be funny on Hinge.
It’s me. I’m ye da
It’s me. I’m ye da
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ye da is trying to be funny on Hinge.
It’s me. I’m ye da
It’s me. I’m ye da
I’m far too old to be getting upset about celebrities but hearing about Ghetts being involved in a fatal hit and run has really shocked me.
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m far too old to be getting upset about celebrities but hearing about Ghetts being involved in a fatal hit and run has really shocked me.
I’m not saying Starmer is a paedophile, but he fucking LOVES making sure paedophiles don’t face justice.
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m not saying Starmer is a paedophile, but he fucking LOVES making sure paedophiles don’t face justice.
Mike Graham has the chance to do the funniest thing
**** himself ****
**** himself ****
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Mike Graham has the chance to do the funniest thing
**** himself ****
**** himself ****
I’m just an old man looking for funs. Can anyone help me
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m just an old man looking for funs. Can anyone help me
I didn’t realise Maccabi Haifa fans were so widespread
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I didn’t realise Maccabi Haifa fans were so widespread
Me from 10* years ago
*ish. Probably more than that
*ish. Probably more than that
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me from 10* years ago
*ish. Probably more than that
*ish. Probably more than that
We don’t say this enough to people.
Shut the fuck up
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
We don’t say this enough to people.
Coaching my nippers u12s last night. My lad was lining up a free kick and said “I’m gonna bend this like Glin*ers bonce” right before he stuck it in the stanchion.
Everyone cheered
Everyone cheered
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Coaching my nippers u12s last night. My lad was lining up a free kick and said “I’m gonna bend this like Glin*ers bonce” right before he stuck it in the stanchion.
Everyone cheered
Everyone cheered
The funniest bit that everyone is in on is no free feet. Makes me laugh when I think about it and when I see feet blurred on instagram and twitter
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The funniest bit that everyone is in on is no free feet. Makes me laugh when I think about it and when I see feet blurred on instagram and twitter
My man, this is taken from the same thread?!! You are not smart
October 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My man, this is taken from the same thread?!! You are not smart
Fuck the Epstein list for a moment, we need the “£7k for a post about Israel” list
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Fuck the Epstein list for a moment, we need the “£7k for a post about Israel” list