POV u wake up next to a wolp and he wants belly rubs
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
POV u wake up next to a wolp and he wants belly rubs
Happy flex Friday to all my wonderful dogs and cats :3
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy flex Friday to all my wonderful dogs and cats :3
I haven’t hit legs in a month
Tell me to hit legs, be mean or else I won’t
Tell me to hit legs, be mean or else I won’t
October 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I haven’t hit legs in a month
Tell me to hit legs, be mean or else I won’t
Tell me to hit legs, be mean or else I won’t
Thank god for this app cause I can’t fucking count
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thank god for this app cause I can’t fucking count
I’m ngl not horny posting for like a few weeks has been so incredibly beneficial to me
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m ngl not horny posting for like a few weeks has been so incredibly beneficial to me
born too late to fly the Concorde
born too early for commercial spaceflight
born just in time to get a Burger King crown 😏
born too early for commercial spaceflight
born just in time to get a Burger King crown 😏
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
born too late to fly the Concorde
born too early for commercial spaceflight
born just in time to get a Burger King crown 😏
born too early for commercial spaceflight
born just in time to get a Burger King crown 😏
I know I didn’t crop these that good but here’s doggy dinner
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I know I didn’t crop these that good but here’s doggy dinner
Going to look at planes again today cause I’m a good boy and I deserve it
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Going to look at planes again today cause I’m a good boy and I deserve it
Never kill yourself 🥰
October 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Never kill yourself 🥰
Writing a LinkedIn post is the corporate equivalent of getting interviewed for the high school yearbook
October 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Writing a LinkedIn post is the corporate equivalent of getting interviewed for the high school yearbook
This is turning into a hybrid sfw/nsfw account, expect more personal content here from now on
October 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is turning into a hybrid sfw/nsfw account, expect more personal content here from now on
Happy jocktober sluts >:3
October 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy jocktober sluts >:3
Come join me in the shower bro
August 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Come join me in the shower bro
POV I catch you sniffing my jock after the gym
August 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
POV I catch you sniffing my jock after the gym
Heard some of you freaks like paws, so here’s mine after the gym
August 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Heard some of you freaks like paws, so here’s mine after the gym
Women can put tissues wherever they want but the minute I put a box of tissues next to my bed I’m a gooner. Men can’t have anything 😭
August 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Women can put tissues wherever they want but the minute I put a box of tissues next to my bed I’m a gooner. Men can’t have anything 😭
Guys I do not know how to stop aura farming help me 😭
August 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Guys I do not know how to stop aura farming help me 😭
How even do straight people flirt with each other
August 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
How even do straight people flirt with each other
I wanna bulk but I don’t wanna lose my abs life is truly so cruel 😭
August 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I wanna bulk but I don’t wanna lose my abs life is truly so cruel 😭
One time in 6th grade I sold a lock of my sister’s hair from her hairbrush to this girl for $100 and told her it was Lin Manuel Miranda’s
August 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
One time in 6th grade I sold a lock of my sister’s hair from her hairbrush to this girl for $100 and told her it was Lin Manuel Miranda’s
Day 10 of trying to get pergenat no luck 😔
August 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Day 10 of trying to get pergenat no luck 😔
I love when this dog splits me in two
August 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I love when this dog splits me in two