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Let’s make a new law, making it legal to clothesline cyclists who cycle on the pavement
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I hate your vocal fry
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 AM
There’s a social place in Hell reserved solely for people who stop at the end of escalators #LondonUnderground #London
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Today, I learned about a #Swift entirely new to me: fallthrough

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January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
£3 for an espresso! You can fuck right off, Joe and the Juice. #ripoff
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Waiting for the next train rather than pushing, forcing your way on #MindfulCommuting
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Looking where you’re walking rather than at your phone #MindfulCommuting
January 13, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Keeping your bags off of all seats #MindfulCommuting
January 13, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Removing your backpack before getting on the tube (subway) #MindfulCommuting
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 AM
This was definitely my experience of flat-hunting when I lived in London 😁
May 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Duty is something you must do. Doodie is something you do do.

#toilethumor #dadjoke
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM