Vollmerine
vollmerine.bsky.social
Vollmerine
@vollmerine.bsky.social
he/him
Bro has the best jackets
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My god.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
THEY. ALREADY. KNEW. WHO. WAS. ON. THEIR. SIDE. BECAUSE. THEY. WERE. TURNING. AGAINST. REPUBLICANS.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
wait are these the fake ones he talked about tho
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I mean. You make a great point. They were going to wait until someone made this sort of joke before they did it anyway. Thanks for keeping us safe.
October 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I misread this as “Graham and I will [etc.]” and I got very confused.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They’ll use anything as an excuse to lash out.
September 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Beetles are notoriously unreliable when it comes to not overdoing it when helping themselves to someone else’s banana birthday cake. I’m certain I read that somewhere.
September 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy birthday!! Your beetles sure did shell out for a cool cake :)
September 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shoot up schools?
September 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Hey Brian, what happened to the discord server?
August 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This is amazing.
July 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is exactly how a totally, super innocent guy acts.
July 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yeah he’s doing a LOT worse.
July 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
hey I have an idea for your next one
July 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You’d think that a guy who fancies himself a brilliant businessman and deal maker would have a basic understanding of math.
July 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Oh that’s good. And… gross. But good.
July 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I think we’re only sticking with plausible options for now.
July 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Eh. Boni works too.
July 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ah, you beat me to it.
July 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You should try just getting the surprise over with more quickly by condensing the explanation for your presence down into one loud burst of sound like “BWAAAAAAHHHH!!”, like that.
June 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fun fact: the atom bombs didn’t end WWII. That was the public story up until 2011, which is when the bombing raids on Japan’s oil fields (launched from Guam) were declassified. That’s what actually ended the war.

The U.S. nuked two cities for nothing.
June 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Can’t wait to play on PC 🙏
June 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM