Volkspanzer
volkspanzer.bsky.social
Volkspanzer
@volkspanzer.bsky.social
White hot memes and wit from the fifth dimension
December 31, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Autocorekt......
December 22, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Dumbest. Timeline. Ever.
December 22, 2024 at 10:19 PM
"Any man who must say 'I am the Kingfisher no true king"

Tywin Lannister
December 22, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Por que no los dos?
December 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
And you just know that Simple Don is absolutely hating this stuff.
December 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Look bro, the only reason I'm not living like a baller is I am a poor.

If I win the lottery tomorrow I'm buying a Ferrari

But that doesn't change the fact that we're all going to die probably a terrible death.

I'll just be wearing a Gucci balaclava when shit hits the fan
December 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Can confirm.

Enjoy the ride while you can.
December 13, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Sure would be nice if teachers had some support, any support, for this but sorry, billionaire needs a $400,000 tender for his megayacht so he gets a tax break and you get bupkiss.

Whomp whomp
December 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
*Looks around generally*

Yeah I don't really blame them. Catastrophic climate change has now reached the runaway train point. None of these kids will ever be able to buy a house unless mom and dad buy it for them. WWIII on the horizon.

Shits cray.
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
But wait, there's more!
December 13, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Hard to go back to the hog farm once you've seen Wonderland.
December 13, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Frosty is displeased with your shenanigans.

I thought it was pretty funny tho
December 13, 2024 at 2:13 AM
How about murdering a murderer? How about a murderer who killed 10 people, 100 people, 1,000 people?

Where is the line?

I need an answer. This may be very relevant at some point.....
December 13, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Shit. Just. Got. Real.
December 13, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Class war is the exception to my rule about happiness and victims. :)
December 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM