Volcanohead 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️🌈
@volcanohead.bsky.social
Anthropomorphic ANTIFA volcano extraordinaire
Chillin' like a villain in my subterranean lair.
(they/them/thee/thou/y'all)
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Chillin' like a villain in my subterranean lair.
(they/them/thee/thou/y'all)
539791868072 VALOR
To keep up with volcano news, I actually have a hotsheet that I use to track who's-doing-what as well as links to official agencies and reports.
Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
To keep up with volcano news, I actually have a hotsheet that I use to track who's-doing-what as well as links to official agencies and reports.
Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
Pele doing what she does best
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Pele doing what she does best
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's a pity Subway catering doesn't still deliver their 6-foot sub on that long wooden sandwich board.
This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's a pity Subway catering doesn't still deliver their 6-foot sub on that long wooden sandwich board.
This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In keeping with the data analogy, I see that the data collected is high quality and not misleading or collected from dubious sources.
Yeah I'm diggin' at YOU, peanut butter kisses. You neither taste like peanut-butter nor a kiss, and you inevitably have bits of waxy wrapper fully embedded in you.
Yeah I'm diggin' at YOU, peanut butter kisses. You neither taste like peanut-butter nor a kiss, and you inevitably have bits of waxy wrapper fully embedded in you.
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
In keeping with the data analogy, I see that the data collected is high quality and not misleading or collected from dubious sources.
Yeah I'm diggin' at YOU, peanut butter kisses. You neither taste like peanut-butter nor a kiss, and you inevitably have bits of waxy wrapper fully embedded in you.
Yeah I'm diggin' at YOU, peanut butter kisses. You neither taste like peanut-butter nor a kiss, and you inevitably have bits of waxy wrapper fully embedded in you.
You beat me to the punch. Maybe I'll just one-up you and go ultra-natural with an old-fashioned bivouac squattie.
November 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You beat me to the punch. Maybe I'll just one-up you and go ultra-natural with an old-fashioned bivouac squattie.
And if a goblin get a attitude
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I got Swedish Fish and Spree and Candy Corn
But the chocolate's just for me, 'cause I got it goin' on
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I got Swedish Fish and Spree and Candy Corn
But the chocolate's just for me, 'cause I got it goin' on
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
And if a goblin get a attitude
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I got Swedish Fish and Spree and Candy Corn
But the chocolate's just for me, 'cause I got it goin' on
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I got Swedish Fish and Spree and Candy Corn
But the chocolate's just for me, 'cause I got it goin' on
#DisappointingTreatsASong
#HashTagGames
When the pumpkin's on the stoop, ma
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
When the kids trick-or-treat at you
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
#HashTagGames
When the pumpkin's on the stoop, ma
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
When the kids trick-or-treat at you
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
#DisappointingTreatsASong
#HashTagGames
When the pumpkin's on the stoop, ma
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
When the kids trick-or-treat at you
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
#HashTagGames
When the pumpkin's on the stoop, ma
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
When the kids trick-or-treat at you
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I'm up here at Villa Volcanohead on Trash Heap Hill with a lit jack-o'-lantern, a pile of candy, a box of rocks and a BANGER playlist of Halloween tunes, and NO trickortreaters. Sad Volcanohead is sad.
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm up here at Villa Volcanohead on Trash Heap Hill with a lit jack-o'-lantern, a pile of candy, a box of rocks and a BANGER playlist of Halloween tunes, and NO trickortreaters. Sad Volcanohead is sad.
No, Donald J Trump is not allowed to dookie in Honest Abe's lavatory.
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
No, Donald J Trump is not allowed to dookie in Honest Abe's lavatory.
#BookCharactersGoneWild #HashTagGames
This Amazon recommendation is going to require additional context.
I think poutine may have been involved.
This Amazon recommendation is going to require additional context.
I think poutine may have been involved.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#BookCharactersGoneWild #HashTagGames
This Amazon recommendation is going to require additional context.
I think poutine may have been involved.
This Amazon recommendation is going to require additional context.
I think poutine may have been involved.
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Look at that hopeful face, eager to rush into the joyous arms of the bright future.
I'm trying to find this person. They went missing last November.
I'm trying to find this person. They went missing last November.
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Look at that hopeful face, eager to rush into the joyous arms of the bright future.
I'm trying to find this person. They went missing last November.
I'm trying to find this person. They went missing last November.
The End Times are nigh. The Rapture is upon us.
Yes that's me rockin' those Crocs and wondering if they make volcano Jibbitz.
In my defence, I was tired of stepping on dog kibble while walking around stocking-footed
Yes that's me rockin' those Crocs and wondering if they make volcano Jibbitz.
In my defence, I was tired of stepping on dog kibble while walking around stocking-footed
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The End Times are nigh. The Rapture is upon us.
Yes that's me rockin' those Crocs and wondering if they make volcano Jibbitz.
In my defence, I was tired of stepping on dog kibble while walking around stocking-footed
Yes that's me rockin' those Crocs and wondering if they make volcano Jibbitz.
In my defence, I was tired of stepping on dog kibble while walking around stocking-footed
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If it hasn't already happened, I predict a near-future that includes a hot topic called #ChatGPTurday, a day on which you:
a) post catty memes about AI
2) post memes of cats using AI
xxxvii) post AI memes of cats
a) post catty memes about AI
2) post memes of cats using AI
xxxvii) post AI memes of cats
October 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If it hasn't already happened, I predict a near-future that includes a hot topic called #ChatGPTurday, a day on which you:
a) post catty memes about AI
2) post memes of cats using AI
xxxvii) post AI memes of cats
a) post catty memes about AI
2) post memes of cats using AI
xxxvii) post AI memes of cats
I always said it looks like a Ford Pinto computer 3D-rendered on a MacBook running an old beta version of Blender.
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I always said it looks like a Ford Pinto computer 3D-rendered on a MacBook running an old beta version of Blender.
It has finally begun!
& if you play Pokemon GO and want to be friends, my Trainer code is in my profile.
& if you play Pokemon GO and want to be friends, my Trainer code is in my profile.
October 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It has finally begun!
& if you play Pokemon GO and want to be friends, my Trainer code is in my profile.
& if you play Pokemon GO and want to be friends, my Trainer code is in my profile.
This was a good week for local groceries. My 17-item cart was a little easier on the wallet. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
October 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This was a good week for local groceries. My 17-item cart was a little easier on the wallet. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Re: Trump afterlife, I could check with Istituto Nazionale di Geofisica e Vulcanologia and Mr. Vulcan about environmental impact, logistics and whatnot, but I hear that if Trump jumps into Mount Etna, he will get to ascend to Olympus just like Empedocles.
October 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Re: Trump afterlife, I could check with Istituto Nazionale di Geofisica e Vulcanologia and Mr. Vulcan about environmental impact, logistics and whatnot, but I hear that if Trump jumps into Mount Etna, he will get to ascend to Olympus just like Empedocles.
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My 17-item grocery cart remained the same except a 40¢ increase for a pound of hamburger beef.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
October 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My 17-item grocery cart remained the same except a 40¢ increase for a pound of hamburger beef.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I'm shopping for a new bed/mattress, & I think I just found the Samuel Jackson model.
October 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm shopping for a new bed/mattress, & I think I just found the Samuel Jackson model.
Okay internet....show me whatcha got
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Okay internet....show me whatcha got