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Squarely at his feet, we are estranged with my lowlife cousins.
October 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Squarely at his feet, we are estranged with my lowlife cousins.
We don’t hide our boyfriends under the bed… ooooh lololol
January 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We don’t hide our boyfriends under the bed… ooooh lololol
Yep. And our Calvins have larger „treasure boxes.“
January 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Yep. And our Calvins have larger „treasure boxes.“
Yeah, he might give up the party leader role…
January 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Yeah, he might give up the party leader role…
Who told you he’s resigning? He will likely only quit as a party leader and stay on as PM - if they let him. The process of replacing the party leader is as convoluted as getting from Amsterdam to Milan by train.
January 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Who told you he’s resigning? He will likely only quit as a party leader and stay on as PM - if they let him. The process of replacing the party leader is as convoluted as getting from Amsterdam to Milan by train.
They add automatically 25% now, if you choose no tip lololol
January 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They add automatically 25% now, if you choose no tip lololol
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on a similar note, one of my favorite things I've seen from McSweeney's:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/guy...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/guy...
Guys, I Swear I’m Only Transitioning So I Can Cheat at Girls’ Sports
“The sports bill, passed by one [Missouri] House committee last week and awaiting a vote in another, proposes a constitutional amendment requiring ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 29, 2024 at 8:12 PM
on a similar note, one of my favorite things I've seen from McSweeney's:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/guy...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/guy...
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Syria's army command notified officers that President Bashar al-Assad's rule ended following a lightning rebel offensive, a Syrian officer who was informed of the move told Reuters. Syrian rebels said Damascus was 'now free of Assad' reut.rs/3ZI7sFb
Syrian army command tells officers that Assad's rule has ended, officer says
Insurgents gained control after only a day of fighting, leaving President Bashar al-Assad's 24-year rule dangling by a thread as rebels marched on Damascus.
reut.rs
December 8, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Syria's army command notified officers that President Bashar al-Assad's rule ended following a lightning rebel offensive, a Syrian officer who was informed of the move told Reuters. Syrian rebels said Damascus was 'now free of Assad' reut.rs/3ZI7sFb