The Real_Joe Z
vol71.bsky.social
The Real_Joe Z
@vol71.bsky.social
My avatar is my late wife. Married 50 years before Alzheimer's took her from us. Our family and I miss her.

Now the DYK stuff:

"GOP is GOOP with an "O" removed."

"Asking about things MAGA would rather we not ask about drives MAGA nuts! Keep it up!
No, they're not.
September 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Well, for one in the stzdium, it would.
Doing them between points and sets might force him out.
Imagine, silence, then chants, then more silence. Chants alternating between "EPSTEIN" and "LOCK HIM UP!"
It would drive him nuts if he weren't already.
September 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
And just as deadly.
September 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Lord, yes. Around 70 million at last count, not to mention hundreds (thousands?) in the media who keep their audiences "informed about the REAL truth."
September 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
As if DeSantis cares.
September 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It is in Trumpcanistan.
Why?
Trump has no peers so a jury conviction is not possible.
September 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
While Washington residents are all: "Whut?"

65%-70% of the population is thinking: "Glad I live where I do and not have to worry about the Guard coming."

Some of us, like you, are terrified of the next shoe to drop.

"Hope I die before I get old" - The Who

Daltry was prophetic.
August 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
But I do.
July 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Elon's solution to everything: Invest more money in my companies and buy more from them. That's the cure. That and Trump's tariffs, ending moves to use renewable energy sources, and deporting migrant farmworkers. The trifecta of stupid.
July 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Stupid, thou art beholden to Trump and that makes you rather a joke to people who can actually think.
July 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It occurs to me that the vast number of Trump adherents aren't smart enough to be fascists, even though they've got "moron" covered like dew covers the ground in the morning. All Trump needs to do is keep them believing that they're winning because of him and would lose without him.
July 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
MAGA trolls get shot down faster because the shooter, responding to them is as essy as yelling "pull" to the trap operator. BOOM and blown to bits. But they're zombies: No matter how many times they get shot down, they find a way to rise up and keep fighting. Trump & they are no longer amusing.
July 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
God help you if your wife or significant other starts cramping with vaginal bleeding.

Call a priest to administer last rights because calling an ambulance to take her to an emergency room will be illegal.
June 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You nailed it. Every arrest would be followed by a Trump Presser where he goes over the names and rap sheets of the accused, mug shots, interviews with victims, and him saying "Look at the scum I got off the streets."

So far? Nada.
June 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How Marge says to the whole world: "I'm dumber than a sack of doorknobs" without saying it.
June 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
None of the MAGA folk want due process until one of their teenage kids is forced to do a perp walk for shoplifting. Then they're all for Miranda Rights, presumption of innocence, burden of evidence as proof of guilt.
April 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's the presumption of innocence that makes evidence of guilt the burden of enforcers and prosecutors.

Yeah, sometimes it's inconvenient, but as Judge Brandeis once said (or I think he said):

"Better for us that 100 guilty go free than one innocent man perish from misuse of the law."

Think.
April 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
In boxing, instead of an eight count for a losing opponent, Trump wants to knock the winning fighter down and kick him in the head until unconscious, then count him out and declaring him the loser. All while holding the other fighter up with his arms around him, bleeding all over his white shirt.
April 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
As the ripple effect of Trump's Tariffs and Threats play out in real-time, more people who pray to his statue will find themselves out of work, without benefits and wondering what happened to the glory they were promised.
"Sympathy" is found between "shit" and "syphilis" in the dictionary.
April 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM