🤣 I feel SEEN. I even buy the tiny little adorable Rocket apples because it would literally be 3 bites. Just 3 bites, child! 🙏

Makes me think of that Adrienne Rich poem that mentions the Joan of Arc film: Falconetti’s face hair shorn a great geography mutely surveyed by the camera. Not sure that’s word for word but I’ve never forgotten that film or Rich’s description. Or that Ezra Pound haiku… and now I’m out of characters🙏

The magic is the unpaid labor he relies on.

It’s their stoicism. $8,000 cold plunges and the Sysphian boulder their wives are pushing up the hill for them.

There are more people on the planet now than the whole history of the world. They couldn’t ALL be reincarnated. There’s billions of soulless people walking around out there.

Ooooh

Idk rewatch the Senate confirmation hearings and the Pres and know that you are actually competent AF 🩶

There’s a youth version too for your kiddos!

What about a whole country? 🤣

Now not only do I have to keep up with my phone, my wallet, and my kids, but my face too!

You had me at “eating your feelings” 🩶

Behold, Goldman Sachs discovers the ultimate paradox: to maximize profit from healing, one must ensure persistent suffering. Kafka is slow clapping. #LateStageAbsurdism

Just about the time existential dread kicks in