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@voidbless.bsky.social
Electrician by trade. Northern transplant to a southern state. Enjoys reading, baking, hiking, and being left alone.
Did you get one of those big gallon-sized thermos bottles they gave out a few years back? The only thing I used it for was to fill with hot water so I had something warm to wash my hands with on cold construction sites.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Also not a great sign that they count Tim Miller among "the left."
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?"

"These are rural pursuits and have been for many years."
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wait, this just occured to me. You know how conservatives have notoriously poor media literacy? Do they think the same is true, but about us?

"There go those liberals, thinking that 'A Christmas Carol' is a heartwarming redemption story when it's a tragedy about a successful businessman's fall."
October 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"You need to use our greed to incentivize us to not be greedy."

I have some doubts about this one.
August 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thanks to our efforts, they temporarily can't do the thing that they weren't doing before but are definitely going to do now.
June 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is how I'd hoped they'd handle the inevitable retaliation, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to come right out and say that's what you're doing.
June 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
See, back then we had dumb presidents. Now we have an abysmally stupid president. That's sure to work out much better.
June 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sherman bathing Atlanta in the warm glow of Friendship.
May 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hands down the best version. Michael Hordern did not hold back with his Marley.
May 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Any guesses on which one of them is going to write the first "I am being criticized for this and that proves me right" article?
April 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Standing outside the bathroom at an airport, waiting call the cops on the janitor if they go in the "wrong" bathroom.

No, seriously, that isn't on the list of exceptions in that bill.
December 5, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I've never had to say it out loud, but if I did, I'd pronounce it "core duh len" and so help me god if anyone tried to correct me, I'd switch to painstakingly pronouncing every individual vowel sound with a slight twang, and continue saying that way until the day I die.

"Co-ee-oor duh a-lee-nee."
November 20, 2024 at 10:56 PM