rapidly tapping the sign as a reminder that if companies who are richer than god deny consumers legal methods of obtaining media or horrendously mistreat their staff or just spit in the eye of common human decency, then FUCK'EM

as my engineering father used to say:

it ABSOLUTELY figures when i'm on unpaid medical leave from work for 3 months that ovw would release back to back to back to back to back to back banger cosmetics for all my fav heroes 😭😩

all these smoking hawt mercy and soldier and reaper and sombra and juno anD AND AND EVERYONE IS JUST SO HOT

holy shit, my condolences. those numbers don't even sound real, they're so off the charts! may good fortune find you somehow

but in all seriousness, i really did thoroughly enjoy the movie. the action was actioning, the parallels were paralleling, and now i have a better understanding of meme history

this was my actual reaction too ngl

i was worried i was gonna have to become john connor to reclaim apple's account from the gamer gurl robots 😭

as an interior designer by profession i can confirm that the correct amount of pillows is exactly an entire pool's worth. a whole sea of pillows. if you can't make a pillow fort around your sofa then you need more pillows. if anyone argues with you, tell them to meet me in the conversation pit

if you can invest in some raised beds, your knees and back will appreciate it! there are many different kinds: ones that have legs, that rest on the ground, or you can lincoln log it. makes moving/relocating the beds and upkeep like weeding much easier, too

i still dream about...HER...

also hell yeah i heard that the author is ripped and has a six pack. i'm glad everyone is becoming wise to this. it's about time 😜

me reading the top chart vs me reading the bottom chart:

these contradicting opinions make me want to bite ppl. how convenient that everyone forgot that so many of ovw's problems were related to bobby kotick. it's as if with him gone, the team can revert and recover or something!!! and they're still fighting uphill with microsoft firing the writing team

- soooo happy to see sombra's inner workings at play. i remember speculation about the "eye" organization as far back as her origin story cinematic! which was...8 years ago, apparently 😳 oof, we've been sitting on that one for awhile, lol. still, good to see its return!