I have given up on BBC news, or any TV news. Question Time went years ago. I check in on the Guerniad occasionally and despair. Bluesky is carefully curated to give me my news. I back Labour as the alternatives are horrific. And I think I'm not alone.

I love it when the worst insult levelled at Labour is that they are like the Tories. You know, the scum you let rule for 14 years. Still not as bad as the fascists yet to come.

I deliberately left a candidate off the shortlist because she had the same first name as me and a very similar last name. Colleagues and students would have been muddling us up all the time. I don't need that shit.

He thought it was gear.... he had been sold some dead stuff.

Freezers?