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chappell moan
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27 she/her
lover girl˚✩ full of blood。˚♡✧ ˚✩˚
Pinned
I was born in the right generation because I love smoking weed and taking plan b
I got donuts and if you’re really nice to me i’ll let you have one (but I took one bite out of each one already)
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
showed up to a dick appointment last night on my period with my hair oiled, no make up, wearing a baggy hoodie and sweats while this man looked so nice with a fresh retwist and line up and I think that’s beautiful
February 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
an orgasm a day keeps the hysteria away
February 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
sluttiest thing a man can do is be a good cat dad
February 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
do u fw girls who are really into youtube videos about tornados
February 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
cleaning some things and taking a shower is so important when you don’t feel Normal
February 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
thinking about sugar free redbull and whimpering
February 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
laying in bed listening to the weeknd, gua shaing my face, plotting my way to getting hotter, feeling like cassie in euphoria
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
wine drunk at 7:30pm on a tuesday ama
February 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love being 27 and wine drunk and singing along to paramores brand new eyes album in my apartment, I may be depressed but 12 year old me listening to this for the first time would have thought 27 year old me was really cool
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
every time I take a sip of wine my lip ring clinks against my glass
February 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
when do we get drafts
February 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
gotta look pretty when i’m at a red light because what if the loml is in the car next to me
February 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i’m like if a girl looked like strawberry shortcake and was driving home from work
February 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
having pretty eyes is such a flex
February 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
turning into my mother (wanting a glass of wine after work) with my fathers taste (red wine)
February 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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@ work
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
having to work when I have cramps… illegal
February 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
yesterday my manager told me I was dressed like I should be in the movie the craft
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
@ work
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
45° + sunny today and hitting the 50’s next week? baby spring is cominggg
January 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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"are you ticklish?" i actually have a gun on me right now.
January 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
imagine getting food stuck in your teeth before they invented floss. i’d start ripping my teeth out
January 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I think the human tongue should be able to flatten thin enough to fit between your teeth as a built in way to floss
January 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I need to start fucking someone who works at my favorite thai restaurant so I can get the peanut sauce recipe
January 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM