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@vocalarcanum.bsky.social
Also when you hit your 40s the first people who had kids as a common project are starting to divorce. Also something to watch. Preferably at a safe distance. While painting warhammer.
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Why do you want his account?
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
"Why do you doubt your senses?"
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Vacum cleaning robots. That way, tech support could, as a last effort tell people to turn to me.
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They needed just three more space marines to help them.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Well..I think during the siege of paris 1861 there was one very vital balloon sent out to coordinate an attack with a breakout to relieve the city. There was a sudden storm. When they finally landed they were in Norway. Less than a day later.
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bite mcbiteface shall make them rue the night!
October 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Thing is..how the hell does it even turn? It looks like those wood cars we made when we were kids, cept there is no way for the wheels to turn..no sign of suspension. And they can make good atvs, just look at the genestealers.
October 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In norway we got something called brown cheese. It is not really cheese at all, but rather caramelised milk, that turns into this brown mass. I'd not try to fry it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Deep down I know some marvel writers are so envious that they did not think of the Artillery Witch concept first. Spinning in their graves.
September 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
He is also well known for inventing the jelly shot..another party trick. If I remember correctly.
July 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Makes me wonder what you are hiding. Since you feel a need to be modest and all. Can you ask the AI to list all your known crimes?
June 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What was his view on the Ukraine situation?
May 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sadly it is working at making pupils cheating much better. At teaching them how to not do the critical thinking they require.
April 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Amusingly this has been tried. The norwegian olympic training comittee or something made a scaled up copy of a regular living room. Then put a regular toddler inside the room, and told a nordic skiing olympic athlete to copy the actions of a kid. The kid demolished the athlete.
April 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is it not like..a really bad thing to end up at those forbes lists?
April 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And drains!
April 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"You guys have not invented the Universal credit?"
"no."
"No international currency for trade between countries introduced during ww2?"
"No we kinda went with the do-"
*The wall explodes and a crazy eyed man wearing a t-shirt with ketamin powder sprayed over a bad piece of art steps in."
"BITCOIN!"
April 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Sooner or later you will attract someone who will be not realise that this plant racism is only about plants. "Yeah, no raspberries...they are like (insert ethnic group here)" *followed by carefull laughter.
April 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I believe that everythings is turtles..all the way down!
April 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Nice. Hydra dominatus!
April 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Waaaaagh Chicken!
GREEEEEEEEN Curry!
Squig Soup with Pan Bread!
Beer made from mixing water, grain, malt and small mushrooms called yeast.
April 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
These guys are signing up to fight for...
April 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Betting it'll be Irish Viagra.
April 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM