This is the dumbest fucking thing I've read all day. Be better.

Here's the article I dropped:

www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

I don't know man, if not baby, then why baby-shaped?

Crimbas photos of the creatures.

(The dog doesn't fit under the tree, so I improvised)

Imagine putting your thinly veiled fetish out there for the entire internet to see.....

He started as an egg and then reached out to make sure I was still napping next to him. 😭

*Taps the sign*
And don't try to guilt or force people to be friends with their oppressors. 💁🏻‍♀️

I'm home alone listening to true crime podcasts, getting ready to cook dinner when I suddenly felt pats on my butt.

So naturally I scream.

Turns out it was this cute little bastard.

Thanks for the heart attack, buddy. 💀

The orange is Aster, the bengal is Fern, the tabby is Rosie and the dog is Ani. 💕

I should be getting ready for ritual but instead I'm looking at memes like a jackass. 💀

"Does she bite?"

Only if you're a bigot. 🤷🏻‍♀️👀