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Vinci & Arty Again: Classic V&A Strips
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Our little Bluesky account for Vinci & Arty, a vintage all ages queer furry Webcomic. Please keep all shinees & donuts locked securely in your overhead compartment
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Sorry for the strip post delay, life has been weird.
November 12, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Spending all day in bed together? Sounds like an adventure.
Six panel strip, Vinci and Arty in bed. V: *Yawn* So what's this all about? A: You seemed down or something the past couple of days, so I had and idea. A stroke of pure genius, really. (Closeup of book, titled "How to bond with your spouse by Clue BiFore") A: THIS! V: That's your idea? A: This idea will GIVE me an idea, my dear! V: I'm not following. A: *ahem* Chapter Two. "Suggestions for stoking the love fire. Number One: Spend a romantic day in bed together." See? We can try that one. V: Oh! All right. V: So! A: So! V: Well... A: We-elll.... V: .. What are we supposed to do in bed -ALL DAY-? A: Not a clue.
September 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Sorry for the strip post delay, things are weird.
Three panel strip of Vinci and Arty, in bed. Vinci is sleeping when Arty wakes him up. A: Vinch! Vinch! C'mon! Get up! Hurry! Upupup! I gotta tell you something important!! V: uh? V: is everything okay? What's going on? What's important? A: listen, I had to tell you this... stay in bed, okay? V: And? A: That's it. Stay in bed. That's what I had to say. V: You just woke me up to tell me THAT? A: Hey, its not like you were doing anything important, right?
September 18, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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Arty asks the questions we all want to know, but didn't know we wanted to know.
Three panel strip with Arkie, Arty and Spuk. Arty: Hey Spuk, we were just wondering, do you even have a mouth? (Spuk opens her mouth horrifyingly so, a giant maw of teeth and death) Arty&Arkie: Auuuuuuuuuuuuugh!! *sfx* of Arty/Arkie zooming off panel left. Spuk: Hey, you asked. I answered. Arty: Jesus CHRIST! Arkie: She scared my belly!
September 13, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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Back to work... What's This?
Six panel strip, Arkie, Spuk, Arty, and a letter on a monitor? Arkie: Yay! Everything's better again! we get to work today! Arty&Spuk: Shut Up Arkie. Spuk: Back to the ol'grind 'eh Bitterboy? Arty: Same old crap, different day. (Computer monitor has an envelope on it) Arty: (off panel) Nothing ever change... What the hell is that? Oh god, is that a pink slip? <Formal Letter> Dolphin Technologies Dear Artisan Sunspot, In extreme gratitude of your assistance and willingness to go the extra mile for a fellow employee please accept my gift o you of two(2) airline vouchers good for any round trip tickets on JetJewel Airways, one $500 bonus, and a limited edition collector's pin. Thank you for making our company great! Sincerely, Nyxette Dolphin CEO, Dolphin Technologies. (end letter) Arty is POOFED in the next panel, in shock. Arty falls on his back comically.
September 11, 2024 at 7:38 AM
vnaclassic.bsky.social
An adorable cuddling in bed strip... And More.
Four panel Vinci and Arty strip of them cuddling in bed. V: Artisanaki? I've been thinking. You're right. I shouldn't let fear prevent me from getting the chance to do something like this. I'm going to accept the offer. A: Great! I'm so proud of you! V: Yeah, well... V: Don't be proud of a dunce like me. A: Don't you tell me not to be proud! I'll always, always be there for you, honey, no matter what. You're going to be great. A: Besides. Mr Interior Decorator, you really look the part. V: Huh?? A: *COUGH* Erm! I said... Uh, I love you with all my heart?
September 10, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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This is a very key strip. Vinci is Gender Blind. He knows academically what "male" and "female" are, but doesn't "see" someone as either until their gender is pointed out.
Five panel strip of Vinci and Arty having a heart to heart. A: Richard, I'm going to tell you something that might come as a shock to you. A: Honey, Sunshine, you're gay. I know you're not as comfy with it as I Am, but trust me, you've gotta just go with it and love yourself for who you are. It's always been my beief that there's nothing else you can do. V: But Arty, I'm NOT! I.. I.. The genders. I know they're thre but I don't see them... I mean, I am seeing them but.. OH! I can't SAY it in English! It's in my head perfectly and I can't SAY it! A: Calm down! It's all right. So you're bisexual? No Biggie. Half an apple's still an apple, dumplin. V: No no no. I am no apple dumpling! You don't understand, I don't WANT to be anything. I'm just... I've always been like this. I love people, not their genders. I'm just... Usually I'm not attracted to anyone physically at all. It rarely does anything for me.
September 8, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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The expressions tell the story nearly as much as the words do.
Six panel strip, just Vinci and Arty. V: And she said her name was Mrs. De Leche but for me to just call her Dulcy. I showed her the website with my portfolio over coffee at the Net Cafe, and that was that! It all seemed so odd. I mean, I know I have the degree, but I don't really think I know much about design at all. A: Honey, you do! You're smarter than you give yourself credit for. And it seems like it was a pretty out of the ordinary interview, but hey. This could be a WONDEERFUL opportunity. You said the pay's great, right? V: Right. A: And you're interested right? I mean, it's an art career. You love art. V: Well, Yeah. A: So what's the damn problem? Is there a good reason not to take this job? V: Well, you see, it is interior design... A: So? You went to SCHOOL for design! What's the problem? V: Oh, but Arty... People are going to think I'm GAY! A:(Open mouthed in shock) ... ... ... A: That is the STUPIDEST thing I've EVER heard you say.
September 7, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Vinci and Arty get back together at home, both have had a wild day it seems...
Five panel strip, Arty and Vinci only, both back at home. V: (off panel) Hey. You all right? You're never in bed this early. A: I had one of THOSE days. Where'd you go? V:Oh... out, the mall. A:(off panel) What's wrong sunshine? V: I don't want to bother you. You had a bad day. A: It'll get worse if you don't tell me. V: Well, ok.. I was at the mall. And I kind of got a job offer. I just don't know how I feel about it yet. A: Oooh, so THATS it? A: Well, a job's a job honey, and every little bit helps. So what if it's at the mall? I bet you get to wear a cute little uniform! You could always bring it home and we can--- Ohh, come on! What are you frowning at? V: It's an intermediate position at an interior design company. A: (poofy) What? WHAT?!?!
September 6, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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Vinci is shopping, running an errand while Arty is off at work...

(due to dialogue size, second half of alt-text will be in the first reply)
Six panel Strip, first two thought balloons of Vinci are bracketed, indicating that Vinci is thinking in Greek. The woman's name is Dulcy DeLeche. V: (thinking) Arty would love this donut clock. It IS on sale, but that'd be the last of the commission money from the last painting. He might get upset if I spend that. V: (thinking) If only I could do something other than paint. This whole artist gig isn't what I thought it'd be. Dulcy: Excuse me, could I get your help with something? V: Oh? Certainly. D: My husband owns an interior design company. So I usually just have him help me with this sort of thing. But he's on a business trip. Tell me which do you think would look better with a navy couch, if the rest of the room is white and blue. The checkered blue or this red? (alt text continued in reply)
September 5, 2024 at 4:13 PM
vnaclassic.bsky.social
Meet Nyxette... We'll find out more a-bat her later. (A-bat? About? Hah! Dad Jokes)
September 4, 2024 at 6:49 AM
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Collaborative strip with the eternal Gene Catlow. Yes, the computer systems are called "BEL 1"..."BEL 2" ... "BEL..
Four panel strip, Graham, Arty, and... a mysterious guest. door sfx: *BEEP BEEP* Badge Accepted. Padprint Accepted! Arty: Shut up, security lock! It's definitely coming from in here! Voice: HELP! OH HELP! Graham: Aw Man! The Notre Dame Room! That's where our main servers are. Graham: Well Shucks! And I checked out this place earlier too. Well, Looks like Bel-1 is still working fine. Arty: Same for this one Graham: Oh Good, That there's Bel-2 Arty: (off screen) Over here! I think I found what's going on! Graham: Oh! Well my stars! Arty: (Holding up a small bat person.) There was a bat in the Bel-3!
September 1, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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The Adventures with Arty and Graham continue! The expressions tell the story as richly as the words do.
Three panel strip, Graham and Arty... and a voice. A: Thanks for your help. You really sure you're okay by yourself? G: Haw! Run while y'can! I can hold the fort. Done it more times than I care to remember. G: I can stay awake a long time if I gotta. Kinda makes y'talk to yourself as time goes by, but S'like I always say, as long as the computers don't start talkin' back, I know I'm good. *Off Panel Mystery Voice: EEEE!! HELP!! A: That's Not Good! G: That definitely ain't good!
August 31, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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Uncomfortable awkwardness, a skill that takes years to refine.
Four panel strip of Arty and Graham G: So, what brings you down here? A: The main doors are all locked, so I was going to try and emergency exit. G: Well, y'took a wrong turn, but I'll leadja out. A: Oh, thanks! You heading out too? G: Can't my man. I'm the entire IT department in one. We're... a bit short-handed y'could say. (panel beat as arty has his mouth hanging open.) G: Y'were thinking it, y'just didn't wanna say it huh? A: Mm-Hmm. G: I'm making y'real uncomfy, ain't I? A: Uh huh. G: Good.
August 30, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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Ah so that's what the sound was. The One Armed IT Department. ( I mean, what IT team is NOT short handed? )
8 panel strip involving Arty and Graham. G: Well howdy! A: Huh? G: Couldja get me that screwdriver by your feet? I'm kinda tangled up here. A: Wha--? Oh, sure sure! This one, right? G: That's It! Thankee much! G: Let me just get m'self all untang---ah! That's more like it! Hoo-whee! What a mess! G: Whew! Good thing you showed up when y did or I mighta had to chew my way out! HAW! A: Yeah, no prob. I'm just glad you're not a ghost! G: Ghost? NAW! Shucks, more like one of the living dead. If y'know what I mean! A: (Now seeing that Graham is missing his left arm.) ERK!! A: Zuh-zuh-zuh... Zombie! G: (looking at his missing arm) Huh? Oh! Oh geez, I'm just falling apart today! G: Aww, I'm just pokin ya! That's been gone for awhile! You knew that right? Course y'did! A: *faints* SFX: *WHUMP!*
August 28, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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Arty goes looking for help... and finds... Uh oh.
Six panel strip, Arty exclusively. Lots of thought bubbles. Arty is looking for an alternate route out. Arty: Hello? Anyone Home? Arty: (Thinking) Hmm. No One. I wonder if there ever IS anyone here. I think this is the department everyone says is haunted. Man, even Spuk says that, and she KNOWS this stuff. Arty: (Thinking) Kinda Creepy. Hmph! So it's a good thing I don't believe in ghosts and all that spooky crap. Really! Haunted! As If. SFX: *GROWL!* *RUSTLE!* (Arty's tail gets all poofed out) Arty: **GASP!** SFX: *GROWL!* Arty: Nuh-nuh-nuh nice Ghostie! panel-text: To be Continued... but you knew that..
August 27, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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Arty gets locked in at work... Uh oh...
Four panel strip of Arty fighting a door lock, and losing. Arty: "They won't miss a few donuts from the break room. Now to go home and relax." Arty: "Huh? Don't tell me this thing is locked?" Arty: *Door shaking!* *sfx: GRR!!* Arty: *SIGH!* Hell-oooooo Plotpoint.
August 26, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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When you log out of work to take care of a loved one, and don't get the memos...
August 25, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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To his credit, Arty does not discount his dork years.
Arty: I remember this asswipe on the wrestling team who would block my locker on purpose and make me late for class. One day I had enough, told him to move or else I'd stick a parking boot on his ass. Loewy: Good for you! What happened? Arty: I ended up with my head stuck inside a toilet, my pants down, and NO PARKING, VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED written on my butt. Loewy: Wow. NOT where I envisoned this heading. Arty: I was kinda a late bloomer.
August 23, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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Fluffernutters... if you've never had one, they're a guilty pleasure sandwich.
Three, maybe four, or five or.. I really don't know how many panels this is, itspretty free form Vinci and Arty. Vinci is eating a sandwich made of Marshmallow fluff and peanutbutter on bread. aka "The Fluffernutter" Vinci: This is tasty! I think this is my favorite invention ever today. Arty: It's just a dumb fluffernutter. They've been around forever. Didn't they have ANYTHING in Greece? Vinci: WHAT? You're ALWAYS saying that! "Don't they have this in Greece? Don't they have THAT in Greece? It's insulting." Vinci: Just because someone grew up in a country other than America. Vinci: (enraged) DOES NOT MAKE THEM STUPID. Of course there are things in greece, what do you think we are? Cavebeasts? We have everything there. Vinci: (Calmly) But no, no fluffernutters.
August 24, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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Arty got to see the inside of lockers so much, you'd think there was a TARDIS in there.
Three panel strip with Arty and his sister Kelly Kelly: Hey Art? Uh... When you were in high school, did you ever ask a girl out? Arty: Hey Kelly? Duh. Kelly: Soooorreee! Fine. Did you ever ask a -GUY- out? Arty: Is my beloved younger sister asking for -advice-? Kelly: Possibly. Any words of wisdom? Arty: Weeell, as a matter of fact, I got a lot of guys to go out with me. Kelly: Really?? How? Arty: I just asked 'em! "Hey! Punk! you wanna take it outside??' and we did! Kelly: You saw the inside of a LOT of lockers, didn't you? Arty: PLENTY.
August 23, 2024 at 6:24 AM
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Kelly's back! And life hits in the truth button. Custard, Tom, Deet, make cameos.
Six Panels featuring Kelly Sunspot (Arty's little sister) and various players. Custard: Kelly, I did cook and mades you nectar buns, want want? Kelly: Sure Custard, thanks! Deet: Hey Kelly! Wanna be Lab Partners? Kelly: Okay Deet! Custard: No fair! I were gonna asks! Nalya's Friend: I can't believe this is little Kelpsing! What a gorgeous young lady you've become. Tom: Kelly! Its for you!....again. Kelly: (offscreen) Thanks Tom! Kelly: Mom? Tom? I'm gonna visit the guys. Mom: Okay Honey, Love you! Kelly: *SOB!* Everyone hates me.
August 22, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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We actually had a bottle of Chocolate Scented Body wash... I, being blind in the shower without my glasses, didn't know, and washed my hair with it.

This strip is the result.
Five panel, Vinci and Arty, Vinci still in the hospital recovering. Arty: Sweetie! How was your day? Vinci: Hi Dear Heart! Watched bad TV, they re-did my IV. How are you? Arty: Exhausted, I almost fell asleep in the shower. Vinci: Oh I am so sorr...UGH Oh gawt! what is that smell? Arty; What? I shampoo'ed my hair? Vinci: Is like rotting chocolate! Arty: Well, don't get chocolate shampoo next time, I had to borrow yours. Vinci: Arty, I don't HAVE chocolate shampoo. the only thing I had that was chocolate scented was the....OHNO Arty: What? WHAT? Vinci Did I tell you about the chocolate dish soap I fund? It was way too strong so I was going to use it to clean the shower tiles instead. Arty: Wait. My Beautiful, Overly Sensitive locks have been marred by nasty smelling DISH SOAP? Vinci: Oh but its nasty CHOCOLATE scented dish soap dear. Arty: Augh! I didn't laugh at YOUR painful emergency you MANE murderer Vinci: BUBBLY BLONDE! HahahaOW! HAHAHAOW! HahahahaOW!!
August 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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You think Arty will have a bag full of cables for Vinci to chew on now?
Four panel strip with Vinci and Arty. Vinci is recovering in a hospital bed. Vinci: Aaaarty? Owww.. Arty: Hi sunshine. I'm here, you're gonna be fine. Vinci: So. Sorry I caused trouble. Arty: No, I love you Richard. Arty: The wires, the coins, Mr. Coco, they're all replaceable. you're not. I was so scared of losing you. I was sitting there in the waiting room picturing dad and... Vinci: No cry. Agapi Mouj... We're stuck together. Arty: Thanks for the warning. You're a sight for sore eyes you know. If there's anything you need, just ask. I'm gonna take good care of you. Vinci: Well.. Surgery's made me... made me hungry. What's for chewing? Arty: *SIGH* Oh boy-oh-boy...
August 20, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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The wind up, the pitch....

(Yes, Vinci is okay.)
Four panel strip, Arty and Doctor Jeremy. Doc: Sir? Your friend is out of surgery. He's going to be fine. Arty: Oh Thank god! Thank you! Doc: Everything went fairly well. There was a bit more blockage than we have thought and he did have some internal bleeding. But with some extra recovery time, he should be as good as new. Doc: Oh! Here! (drops large coin bag at arty) Arty: OOMPH! Doc: I thought you might want all of the coins we removed. Mostly standard US Currency, but there's some foreign money in there too! you might want to get a few of those appraised. Arty: Wow. It's true what they say. Change DOES come from within! Doc: Oww..
August 19, 2024 at 6:07 AM