What it do tho

Your honor, members of the jury - I submit to you these facts:
That this is the goodest boi, and they clearly deserve a bicycle and a new parental figure.

*dog whispers*
And treats…

*more whispers*
And uh… more “walkies”

That’s flipping amazing! I’m gauging by your excitement they aren’t the victim 😅🤣🤣

“Lady, EVERYBODY has a height fetish, from my experience!” 🤣🤣🤣

I would also like to know this secret..

Dammit you’re 100% right. I always forget the “tinfoil hat / freedom isn’t free” contingent is pretty strong here. And to boot: the messaging would get swizzled so that conservatives would rally because “big government something something” (big eye roll at gov contracting)

I’m here for this

One would think… that if it’s important to the government to collect taxes and audit (it really is) that they would make it as easy as possible (they haven’t ever).

So ofc there’s going to be pushback, there’s an entire billion dollar market based off of this failure.

Absolutely an attention grab. Because the deceased are dead, and the bereaved don’t care. But you can always try to buy clout with internet points…

In the end, it was the Darth Vader inside of all of us that survived.

That totally sucks tbh. I’m hoping it’s corrupt metadata or something of the sort. Not nearly as fun, but also not nearly as painful as well.

Time Machine: written by Dr. Evil

The internet is a strange place

Devilry

How do you think celebrities became famous, if not by working on projects that were widely publicized?

Schmeckel 🤣