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@vmedit.bsky.social
Audio & Music Producer. Being different makes a difference.
Why does Melodyne look like the beginning of the Internet?
July 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Juan Soto buying team members gifts is giving off stepdad vibes.
June 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
There should be a network that only airs failed TV pilots.
June 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Learning Serum… it’ll take me time, but I have plenty of it. 🎹 I’m going to win a Grammy one day. 💅🏼
May 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Enough with the Dubai chocolate, everyone. Thanks.
May 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Unsure how to fix society, but let’s start by saying “killed” instead of “unalived” again.
May 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
There’re a ton of music production courses offered online. Even if you consider yourself a novice producer, education is always money well spent. I have years of experience, but still learned some invaluable techniques. So, if you’re indecisive justifying those costs, just go for it! Trust me.
May 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This Soundtoys plugin is dope AND free for a few more weeks. Great for reverse reverb effects, and endless sound design options:

www.soundtoys.com/product/spac...
SpaceBlender - Soundtoys
SpaceBlender is an experimental reverb that lets you create unreal and imaginary spaces. FREE thru May 22.
www.soundtoys.com
May 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Look, I’m a simple man who just wants #Ableton to acknowledge when headphones get plugged in, and change the audio output device automatically. k thx bye
May 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You know something’s trash when it has a J.D. Power Award.
February 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Silent Discos suck. Happy Friday, everyone!
February 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Shoutout to the #Delta agent who threw my wallet/ID on the baggage drop-off conveyor belt, assuring me I lost my own shit, then ends up jamming the entire machine/having to call maintenance to retrieve it. While we’re at it, what the fuck does this sentence even mean?
January 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well, RedNote has been nothing short of educational, for anyone teetering on exploring it. It’s definitely not the same doomscrolling experience as TikTok, but breaking down barriers between cultures is eye opening, to say the least.
January 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Zero proof, but I feel like LEDs cause or intensify mental illnesses… get some incandescent bulbs and start feeling happy af again, you’re welcome💡
January 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The TikTok ban is this generation’s Y2K.
January 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Look #Mets fans, Pete isn’t coming back. If the Mets wanted him to return, they would’ve secured him weeks ago. Personally I think he’s a dick—zero fucks given my end. Btw #LGM
January 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I can clearly visualize Joe Buck’s redacted Burger King copy “don’t say flame broiled” during the LA Rams game.
January 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ER check-in personnel: “Do you have insurance?”

Me: “Yes.”

Them: “Which provider?”

Me: “GoFundMe.”

Them:

Me: “Here’s your pen back.”
January 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Kendrick Lamar’s voice grosses me out. Also, his lyrics never sound properly mixed into his music… like someone sends him a beat, he uses an iPhone to spit his verses, then just lays it flat on top.
January 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Could social media advertisers stop with the Christmas ads please? It’s over, man. Anything you order now arrives 1/4/25. Chill.
December 23, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I truly want this platform to grow its legs. Hoping TikTok doesn’t get banned, but if so, @bsky.app could be an ideal space for TT creators to direct content.
December 15, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The Mets landing Soto mere hours after decorating our Christmas tree while eating a Levain cookie with John Wick still loose on the streets is probably my favorite New York day ever. #LGM
December 9, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I always say this, but ‘Spotify Wrapped’ stats should drop on January 1. Why are they labeling 11 month metrics as a full calendar year.
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Ke$ha and Too $hort should collab on a track called - 'We $pell $hit Like Thi$'.
November 29, 2024 at 10:54 PM
The most rando of randos send me Happy Thanksgiving texts, like we’ve never even met in person, chill k?
November 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM