Victoria Marinelli
@vmarinelli.bsky.social
Exhausted member of the reality-based community in Portland fuckin' Oregon. She/her. 🏳️🌈
Also on Threads: https://www.threads.net/@victoria.marinelli
Also on Threads: https://www.threads.net/@victoria.marinelli
✨NOTICE✨
(@ Hawthorne Bridge, Portland, Oregon)
(@ Hawthorne Bridge, Portland, Oregon)
June 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
✨NOTICE✨
(@ Hawthorne Bridge, Portland, Oregon)
(@ Hawthorne Bridge, Portland, Oregon)
And finally, here’s a longer, explanatory IG post re: my firstborn’s rising to the challenge of caring for her grandma, and challenges that’s presented (for instance, she can’t take paid FMLA leave because my Ma isn’t her first-degree relative). So grateful for her 🙏
www.instagram.com/p/DLJjpJPu5eW/
www.instagram.com/p/DLJjpJPu5eW/
June 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
And finally, here’s a longer, explanatory IG post re: my firstborn’s rising to the challenge of caring for her grandma, and challenges that’s presented (for instance, she can’t take paid FMLA leave because my Ma isn’t her first-degree relative). So grateful for her 🙏
www.instagram.com/p/DLJjpJPu5eW/
www.instagram.com/p/DLJjpJPu5eW/
Happy Fuckin’ Pride!
June 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Happy Fuckin’ Pride!
@upright.bsky.social I should go to this, right? (It looks bonkers)
May 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
@upright.bsky.social I should go to this, right? (It looks bonkers)
You too. Here’s the sun rising in Oregon just now, in case that helps counteract all the other shite 🤗
February 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You too. Here’s the sun rising in Oregon just now, in case that helps counteract all the other shite 🤗
* the hilarious thing that happened as I was composing the above reply: a prompt from Bluesky asking “Are you writing in Korean?”
(Love you 🐻-y much)
(Love you 🐻-y much)
February 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
* the hilarious thing that happened as I was composing the above reply: a prompt from Bluesky asking “Are you writing in Korean?”
(Love you 🐻-y much)
(Love you 🐻-y much)
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 (h/t @bbymarie.bsky.social ) 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕(okay I know, gotta pace myself) 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#inUGHration
January 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 (h/t @bbymarie.bsky.social ) 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕(okay I know, gotta pace myself) 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#inUGHration
I could trawl #fbmarketplace all day for things I don’t need but just love knowing they exist. (Recent example: this custom-made TIE Fighter bed… promptly sold, of course)
January 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I could trawl #fbmarketplace all day for things I don’t need but just love knowing they exist. (Recent example: this custom-made TIE Fighter bed… promptly sold, of course)
Aww, give ‘em some ear-scritchies for me (and/or sneak them some turkey). On the whole, humanity doesn’t deserve dogs but I’m glad you have some to hang with today. (Presently dog-less but at least I have this cute little galoot.)
November 28, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Aww, give ‘em some ear-scritchies for me (and/or sneak them some turkey). On the whole, humanity doesn’t deserve dogs but I’m glad you have some to hang with today. (Presently dog-less but at least I have this cute little galoot.)
Me too, Georgina. Me too 😭
November 23, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Me too, Georgina. Me too 😭
Please tolerate my mom-brag: That’s my kid* at the 7-second mark (first crowdsurfing footage)! She tough as hell and I am so proud of her 🥲 www.instagram.com/reel/DCkMhIw...
(As with childhood, if you blink you might miss it so herewith: screenshot)
(As with childhood, if you blink you might miss it so herewith: screenshot)
November 21, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Please tolerate my mom-brag: That’s my kid* at the 7-second mark (first crowdsurfing footage)! She tough as hell and I am so proud of her 🥲 www.instagram.com/reel/DCkMhIw...
(As with childhood, if you blink you might miss it so herewith: screenshot)
(As with childhood, if you blink you might miss it so herewith: screenshot)
It’s 2016 all over again. 🙁
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
It’s 2016 all over again. 🙁
When I was plotting my Twitter tattoo last year, it was between the first design (photo) and the late, great Dean Allen’s iconic rooster. (Haven’t ruled out a follow-up, though… still have plenty of inkable space!)
November 11, 2024 at 4:35 AM
When I was plotting my Twitter tattoo last year, it was between the first design (photo) and the late, great Dean Allen’s iconic rooster. (Haven’t ruled out a follow-up, though… still have plenty of inkable space!)
“Quote-post with the last baseball photo in your phone.” (Considering mine is a Duolingo screenshot from 3.5 years ago, safe to say I’m extremely oblivious to baseball!)
November 10, 2024 at 5:11 AM
“Quote-post with the last baseball photo in your phone.” (Considering mine is a Duolingo screenshot from 3.5 years ago, safe to say I’m extremely oblivious to baseball!)
Ditto Georgina. 😭
November 6, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Ditto Georgina. 😭
This article linked within that piece 😳
July 6, 2024 at 7:05 AM
This article linked within that piece 😳
Finally achieved, however fleetingly, Inbox Zero!
And by “Inbox” I mean my 3-and-a-half-month old kitten’s litter box.
HOW does any creature that small 💩 so much
And by “Inbox” I mean my 3-and-a-half-month old kitten’s litter box.
HOW does any creature that small 💩 so much
April 8, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Finally achieved, however fleetingly, Inbox Zero!
And by “Inbox” I mean my 3-and-a-half-month old kitten’s litter box.
HOW does any creature that small 💩 so much
And by “Inbox” I mean my 3-and-a-half-month old kitten’s litter box.
HOW does any creature that small 💩 so much
Remembering when "the next big social media site" rhymed with Twerk (props @schmutzie.com)
March 18, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Remembering when "the next big social media site" rhymed with Twerk (props @schmutzie.com)
Petition to have Elon Musk humanely live-trapped and released into the wilderness, or perhaps more fittingly, ferried via 1-way rocket to Mars 🚀🙄
November 29, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Petition to have Elon Musk humanely live-trapped and released into the wilderness, or perhaps more fittingly, ferried via 1-way rocket to Mars 🚀🙄
✅ Exemplary Retort
September 18, 2023 at 2:29 PM
✅ Exemplary Retort