In all seriousness, the Discworld QsOTD are doing wonders to keep me sane. Pratchett was hilarious, but also a righteously angry man in the best of ways, and I wish more people were capable of seeing life as he did.

Amazon isn't going to take a mule to the bottom of the grand canyon for a fucking delivery lmao. Literally no one else will do that shit. That's why USPS exists. To SERVE EVERYONE.