Vlad Doobert
@vladdoobert.bsky.social
You know why I'm here. 1/2 of the Exorcism Dream Team @verbalsludge.bsky.social
No reason to live, but I like it that way.
No reason to live, but I like it that way.
I have it on good authority that the last season of stranger things is just going to be 5 hours of dick and fart jokes while an ominous synth drones in the background
June 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I have it on good authority that the last season of stranger things is just going to be 5 hours of dick and fart jokes while an ominous synth drones in the background
A'Ja Wilson joins college gameday from THE PRISM
March 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A'Ja Wilson joins college gameday from THE PRISM
Ever find yourself feeling bad for Scotty when you listen to "Scotty Doesn't Know?"
JUST LEAVE HIM, FIONA 😭
JUST LEAVE HIM, FIONA 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ever find yourself feeling bad for Scotty when you listen to "Scotty Doesn't Know?"
JUST LEAVE HIM, FIONA 😭
JUST LEAVE HIM, FIONA 😭
Embiid ass MVP award idc
February 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Embiid ass MVP award idc
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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
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January 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Can I be so honest & truthful with you guys okay here goes. I can't stand death metal. Not because the sound isn't neat, but the lyrics are always so cringe & stupid. it's just so uninteresting to hear men talking about their murder fantasies on a song they recorded in their bathroom
January 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Can I be so honest & truthful with you guys okay here goes. I can't stand death metal. Not because the sound isn't neat, but the lyrics are always so cringe & stupid. it's just so uninteresting to hear men talking about their murder fantasies on a song they recorded in their bathroom
My heart when I get to that point in Madoka Magica (I have seen it 28 times)
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My heart when I get to that point in Madoka Magica (I have seen it 28 times)
Honk to experience my dead wife montage
January 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Honk to experience my dead wife montage
Reading Cher's new memoir. Salvatore "Sonny" Bono, I will be planting trees as an act of love and respect to the tree that took your fuck ass out in '98, brother
January 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Reading Cher's new memoir. Salvatore "Sonny" Bono, I will be planting trees as an act of love and respect to the tree that took your fuck ass out in '98, brother
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it's the NFL playoffs this weekend, which means that all you need to do to very effectively wind up the football fan in your life for your entertainment is to wait for them to volunteer an opinion (they will, we cannot help ourselves) and simply reply with "you don't know ball"
January 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it's the NFL playoffs this weekend, which means that all you need to do to very effectively wind up the football fan in your life for your entertainment is to wait for them to volunteer an opinion (they will, we cannot help ourselves) and simply reply with "you don't know ball"
I mean them old ass Twilight vampires are definitely uncircumcised, right?
December 30, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I mean them old ass Twilight vampires are definitely uncircumcised, right?
And one cannot forget the lasting cultural impact of the iconic "To Kill a Mockingbird" character, Boo Rizzler
December 6, 2024 at 12:06 PM
And one cannot forget the lasting cultural impact of the iconic "To Kill a Mockingbird" character, Boo Rizzler
Truly the Jameis Winston Experience™
December 3, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Truly the Jameis Winston Experience™
Meet Malört: the drink of choice for the irony-pilled
December 1, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Meet Malört: the drink of choice for the irony-pilled
The announcers pearl-clutching over OSU and Michigan beefing after the game is crazy lol
The fact they fucking hate each other is what makes a rivalry interesting! Grow up
The fact they fucking hate each other is what makes a rivalry interesting! Grow up
November 30, 2024 at 8:35 PM
The announcers pearl-clutching over OSU and Michigan beefing after the game is crazy lol
The fact they fucking hate each other is what makes a rivalry interesting! Grow up
The fact they fucking hate each other is what makes a rivalry interesting! Grow up
Be wary of some of these Black Friday deals
The Exorcism Dream Team™ at Verbal Sludge are now offering their services at a fraction of the price for our Black Mass Friday Blowout!
"Holy Water Swirly" streaming everywhere.
"Holy Water Swirly" streaming everywhere.
November 30, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Be wary of some of these Black Friday deals
"There's no nore room on the coffee table, Vlad."
"Why do you keep buying candles, Vlad?"
Have you considered that fragrance is the gate to beauty and I believe in joy and whimsy?
"Why do you keep buying candles, Vlad?"
Have you considered that fragrance is the gate to beauty and I believe in joy and whimsy?
November 29, 2024 at 10:02 PM
"There's no nore room on the coffee table, Vlad."
"Why do you keep buying candles, Vlad?"
Have you considered that fragrance is the gate to beauty and I believe in joy and whimsy?
"Why do you keep buying candles, Vlad?"
Have you considered that fragrance is the gate to beauty and I believe in joy and whimsy?
I regret to inform you the freaks over there are now transvestigating Caitlin Clark
November 25, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I regret to inform you the freaks over there are now transvestigating Caitlin Clark
Is it against terms of service to threaten to spam people with pictures of my nuts if they're annoying me in the replies?
November 24, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Is it against terms of service to threaten to spam people with pictures of my nuts if they're annoying me in the replies?
Look, I'm just saying if you put Ass the Clown or whatever up against Mystery Incorporated, this issue is getting resolved in 22 minutes of runtime
November 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Look, I'm just saying if you put Ass the Clown or whatever up against Mystery Incorporated, this issue is getting resolved in 22 minutes of runtime
His heart had hardened over the years. Our beloved Chilly Willy had, in fact, become Frigid William.
November 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
His heart had hardened over the years. Our beloved Chilly Willy had, in fact, become Frigid William.