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Sophie Collier
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I'm an old married lady who works at a bookstore and tries to make the world a little bit better as much as I'm able.
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This is so dumb. I hope you like it.
"The world is not ready for the Doghot," reads the text above a photo of a hotdog sausage split lengthwise and stuffed with pieces of hotdog bun. It's the dumbest thing but it made me giggle like a loon. There is a sploot of ketchup drizzled with mustard next to the doghot.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Post your last saved meme without any context.
A photo of a dog with his muzzle mooshed up against a window screen. He has wrecked the slatted blinds by jamming his face through, and his front teefs are showing because he's so mooshed up against the window. The text across the bottom of the photo reads: "Pleash shtate your bishnesh."
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The Official Skibidi Toilet Survival Guide book. This is a real book you can purchase at a bookstore.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Today's combo: mom jeans and dad shirt.
Photo of myself, a 55 year old white woman, wearing dark blue, high-waisted jeans and an orange Hawaiian shirt that I literally took from my dad. A real dad shirt.
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Why buy when you can make your own?
Amazon page for the Yellowstone official cookbook.
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Omg I'm so random.
Photos of Shelley Duvall from a 1971 Vogue. She is dressed in fabulous bright colorful clothes and I want them all (plus her figure.)
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Gimme the cat pic.
Email donation receipt from North Texas Food Bank.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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You're not alone.
A Chinese restaurant called Spicy Memory.
October 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Every day I tell D'artagnan that he's a good boy and everyone loves him. But it occurred to me that I didn't ask everyone if they do indeed love him. So, I thought I'd better check with y'all.
A happy black and tan dog who looks like he's smiling. He's really cute, I promise.
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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My DeviantArt stock model days.
A woman with Titian red hair. She is draped in a white veil trimmed in gold thread. A woman in a long gown of hot pink embroidered satin. Above the waist photo of a smiling woman in a white dress trimmed in black satin ribbon. Seated woman in a red and black bustier corset type top and a long black skirt.
October 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Two of these bozos are gone, but the photo still makes me smile.
Two dogs lazily wrassle on a bed. Underneath the fracas, a long-suffering third dog tries to nap.
October 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Photo of a Chinese Restaurant. Caption above it reads "You call it trauma, I call it..." The name of the restaurant is "Spicy Memory."
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Photo of the book "Skibidi Toilet Survival Guide. "
October 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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These rapture instructions seem a lil sus...
Post is just the lyrics for Rapture by Blondie.
September 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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dragon-in-a-fez: the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. Like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. You are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice.
September 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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A watercolor painting of a black car lying across a patchwork quilt.
September 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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The Kermiest.
Actor Jacob Elordie in a pinstriped jacket over a yellow shirt with a wide collar.
September 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Did he mean for his logo to look like... that?
A business card for a pool maintenance company where the logo looks kind of like a penis and balls. Or maybe I just have a dirty mind.
September 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Timeline synchronicity.
Image one is a meme showing a tiger mascot with his pelvic area blurred out. The caption reads "Me after being kicked out of the bottomless brunch over a simple misunderstanding." Image two is a tray full of unfired ceramic cups by Ida Olson with their bottoms up. The caption reads "Sexy bottoms."
August 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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This just came today and the little bit I read was delightful. By all accounts, Gloria Swanson was a hoot. A drag icon all the way back to the 1930s.
Cover of the book "Ready For My Close Up: the making of Sunset Boulevard and the dark side of the Hollywood dream" by David M. Lubin
August 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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I made this back in my Facebook days.
A picture of Tasha Tudor making a flower wreath. Next to that it reads "I'd like to thin this is how I'll be when I'm an old woman." The next photo is an elderly lady half-crouched and shouting at passers-by in the rain, wearing a Mickey Mouse glove. Next to that is written "...but this is me we're talking about."
August 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Here's my little nuthead. His name is D'artagnan and he's perfect.
A black and tan dog lying on a bed but propping up on his front legs, like the sphinx. He's looking off to one side. A black and tan dog looking at the camera and smiling.
August 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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The character Kinski, from Clive Barker's Nightbreed movie.
August 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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D'art would give you such a snuggle of he could. He might even show you his squonker.
A happy dog. He is mostly black with tan muzzle and eye spots. He's giving the camera a little grin. His name is D'artagnan and he is a very good boy.
July 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Guess I'm gonna snort this melatonin.
My hand holding a few pills (acetaminophen, benadryl and melatonin) and there is a lot of melatonin dust from the bottom of the bottle.
July 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM