I got drunk, smoked a good bit of weed, and ate until my belly ached last night 😵‍💫 I'm gonna get so fat if I keep eating like this~

Consumption as a life goal.

You should strive to eat more in the next ten years than most people consume in a lifetime.

Got really drunk last night and ate what felt like my weight in pizza and plenty of other snacks, woke up feeling soooo bloated and full. God it just makes me want to eat even more 🐷🐷

Holy shit I'm only a few pounds away from being too fat for the Wii Fit Balance Board.
The idea of being too much of an obese hog to use exercise gear (even if it's for a game) is so fucking hottt

I will never apologize for being fat

I will never apologize for enjoying it

I will never apologize for getting fatter

I got a new phone and the camera is pretty good, but something tells me that's not the only reason I look fatter here 🐷🐷

First post here! Since yesterday was Fat Tuesday I stayed up late getting drunk and stuffing my face, my poor belly still feels bloated as fuck this morning 🥵🥵