I write the scripts you see performed at Midwest pony cons.
PFP: jedayskayvoker.bsky.social
Banner: blueguynow.bsky.social
Say hello and happy birthday to my son, Arthur!!! 💙💙💙💙
Say hello and happy birthday to my son, Arthur!!! 💙💙💙💙
...but at what cost?
...but at what cost?
They gave me this much.
This bodes well. 😈
They gave me this much.
This bodes well. 😈
Unless you're a rival. Then he'll utterly destroy you.
New corporate bastard daddy just dropped. Art by the wonderful @fkkart.bsky.social
Unless you're a rival. Then he'll utterly destroy you.
New corporate bastard daddy just dropped. Art by the wonderful @fkkart.bsky.social
Gin Fizz with cranberry-rosemary simple.
In the Whinny City glass, because I'm classy.
Gin Fizz with cranberry-rosemary simple.
In the Whinny City glass, because I'm classy.
-Getting Korean for lunch
-Going to an eye exam
-Spending $4,500 on queer horse words (thanks to everyone that pre-ordered Sensation!)
-Getting Korean for lunch
-Going to an eye exam
-Spending $4,500 on queer horse words (thanks to everyone that pre-ordered Sensation!)
Minnesota:
Minnesota:
I was on 5-color lands, and I even got to pull off infinite life in one game!
I was on 5-color lands, and I even got to pull off infinite life in one game!
Posting gay, married, elderly ponies to bring you joy today.
Art by @daotterguy.bsky.social
Posting gay, married, elderly ponies to bring you joy today.
Art by @daotterguy.bsky.social
The S'mowkie
The S'mowkie