One of my favorite things I do to show my age is identify which episodes of pre-streaming shows were part of “November sweeps,” like this one where detectives Benson and Stabler go topless and then captain Cragen rescues a monkey trapped in a basketball on SVU.

Alright, team, where are we thinking vital organs and digestive tract are located on a centaur? A or B?

The Penguin is supposed to be 33 years old in Batman Returns

Not going to lie, I bought this jacket from a vintage store and did not realize this was the Home Alone pizza delivery guy jacket until now. Although mine is a tad different in the back

Coca Cola Summer Premier: Young Americans (2000)

My hearty boy’s bod could probably withstand a nuclear blast

Patiently waiting for my more deranged twitter friends to get an invite

Me patiently waiting for my Dr. Dreadful movie