Viva
@vivaf1.bsky.social
Livin' la vida loca.
It's all fun and games until it’s not fun and games.
Then it's hide and seek.
It's all fun and games until it’s not fun and games.
Then it's hide and seek.
Badenoch actually has the very important role of leader of the Tories whilst they have zero chance of an election win, thus not sullying the careers of Tories with ambitions of one day being PM.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Badenoch actually has the very important role of leader of the Tories whilst they have zero chance of an election win, thus not sullying the careers of Tories with ambitions of one day being PM.
You might miss the email announcing that Christmas has been cancelled for this year?
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You might miss the email announcing that Christmas has been cancelled for this year?
Well they haven't got a garage, so there's that.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Well they haven't got a garage, so there's that.
Of course, YOU would say that 😋
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Of course, YOU would say that 😋
I don't like to brag. 😏
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don't like to brag. 😏
Unless the sofa is in the kitchen... no.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Unless the sofa is in the kitchen... no.
This has to be the worst line to get somebody naked, ever.
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This has to be the worst line to get somebody naked, ever.
If "how you left it" is in a tangled up mess, I'm not sure how that is a perk
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If "how you left it" is in a tangled up mess, I'm not sure how that is a perk
He's like a 5 year old some days
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He's like a 5 year old some days
I think you have failed to take into consideration how many breakfasts a thousand hobbits would expect you to provide.
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I think you have failed to take into consideration how many breakfasts a thousand hobbits would expect you to provide.
Sure, but he's only 2 foot tall on my TV
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sure, but he's only 2 foot tall on my TV
You're already overqualified to be part of the administration
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You're already overqualified to be part of the administration
Not at all. What I will be horrified to discover is that they're not all single.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Not at all. What I will be horrified to discover is that they're not all single.
Matt Hancock strikes again!
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Matt Hancock strikes again!
I’m probably still scattering every time I wear them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m probably still scattering every time I wear them.
It's not as good as chilled monkey brains or snake surprise though.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's not as good as chilled monkey brains or snake surprise though.
As anon opins go, isn't this just stating the obvious?
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
As anon opins go, isn't this just stating the obvious?
Is it his face on toilet paper?
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Is it his face on toilet paper?
I mostly scattered my father's ashes over my shoes due to a miscalculation of a swirling breeze. He'd have laughed.
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I mostly scattered my father's ashes over my shoes due to a miscalculation of a swirling breeze. He'd have laughed.
It's a veritable cutlery orgy by the sounds of it!
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's a veritable cutlery orgy by the sounds of it!
Totally. 😀
But I never knew I needed "The Day the Cutlery Quit" in my life.
But I never knew I needed "The Day the Cutlery Quit" in my life.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Totally. 😀
But I never knew I needed "The Day the Cutlery Quit" in my life.
But I never knew I needed "The Day the Cutlery Quit" in my life.
Is the prison sponsored by Andrex?
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Is the prison sponsored by Andrex?
"the winning of President Trump"
Poor guy can't even spell whining correctly
Poor guy can't even spell whining correctly
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"the winning of President Trump"
Poor guy can't even spell whining correctly
Poor guy can't even spell whining correctly