Vito(ito)
@vitoito.bsky.social
Just when I thought I was out...
also
BIG SHRIMPIN'
also
BIG SHRIMPIN'
(This is a question)
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
(This is a question)
MONARCHY?
a man in a costume is driving a car .
Alt: Jeffeson Washingham driving a Dodge or some shit idk
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
MONARCHY?
You know shit's bad when you accidentally recreate the KFC chicken bowl
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
You know shit's bad when you accidentally recreate the KFC chicken bowl
They took the term "headlights" a little too literally, but they've got the right idea
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
They took the term "headlights" a little too literally, but they've got the right idea
And yet this program is still somehow easier to use than any Adobe product
January 28, 2026 at 12:22 AM
And yet this program is still somehow easier to use than any Adobe product
Bro is so curious
Does it make more sense at a 45 degree angle, good sir?
Does it make more sense at a 45 degree angle, good sir?
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Bro is so curious
Does it make more sense at a 45 degree angle, good sir?
Does it make more sense at a 45 degree angle, good sir?
Haha it's funny because-
*Gets erased to white bc you still have to add alpha channels to each individual layer*
*Gets erased to white bc you still have to add alpha channels to each individual layer*
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Haha it's funny because-
*Gets erased to white bc you still have to add alpha channels to each individual layer*
*Gets erased to white bc you still have to add alpha channels to each individual layer*
Dude this is like the worst possible time to travel to Charlotte. Why.
Don't get killed by the NC drivers who have never seen a snowflake pls
Don't get killed by the NC drivers who have never seen a snowflake pls
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Dude this is like the worst possible time to travel to Charlotte. Why.
Don't get killed by the NC drivers who have never seen a snowflake pls
Don't get killed by the NC drivers who have never seen a snowflake pls
Hey sorry but you made me think of this and now that's your problem
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Hey sorry but you made me think of this and now that's your problem
Of course she chose that specific location too
January 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Of course she chose that specific location too
This sounds suspiciously like Donnie Brasco
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
This sounds suspiciously like Donnie Brasco
I haven't looked back at twitter in forever. I honestly don't even care enough to make sure my account is gone. Fuck that place and the divorced man who runs it.
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I haven't looked back at twitter in forever. I honestly don't even care enough to make sure my account is gone. Fuck that place and the divorced man who runs it.