Vito the Rooster
@vitocrowleone.bsky.social
I’ve got five wives and I love them all. I’m handsome and mighty but I’m not very tall.
I got as far as the third sentence (as it were) and just noped out.
December 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I got as far as the third sentence (as it were) and just noped out.
Ayyyyy, Hamma! Gino here!
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ayyyyy, Hamma! Gino here!
Spot the Sparta in his TV bed…
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Spot the Sparta in his TV bed…
I know. We think he had a heart attack during the hot weather. I let one of the hens hatch two eggs that he’d fertilised and got Danton (a hen) and Gino!
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I know. We think he had a heart attack during the hot weather. I let one of the hens hatch two eggs that he’d fertilised and got Danton (a hen) and Gino!
I’m ok, Hammy. However, I did ascend to the Great T-Rex in the Sky in June. My wives are now in the capable wings of my son Gino…
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I’m ok, Hammy. However, I did ascend to the Great T-Rex in the Sky in June. My wives are now in the capable wings of my son Gino…
My daft son probably left that there…
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My daft son probably left that there…
I’ll be placing some Xmas orders soon as we’re big Gail fans.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I’ll be placing some Xmas orders soon as we’re big Gail fans.
I remember watching that as a nipper and filing it away for potential future uses…
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I remember watching that as a nipper and filing it away for potential future uses…
Salted caramel can do one, too.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Salted caramel can do one, too.
iF ThAchER waS PM sHe wuD Of teLt the Gr8 StArmA to Do oNe an nO miStaYk
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
iF ThAchER waS PM sHe wuD Of teLt the Gr8 StArmA to Do oNe an nO miStaYk
Sparta asks if he can join in…
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Sparta asks if he can join in…
It’s 14/10 from me.
September 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s 14/10 from me.
Total discrayces, both!
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Total discrayces, both!
Gino says “Ayyyyyy!”
September 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Gino says “Ayyyyyy!”
My Henry (silkie) had a walnut that smelled of Wotsits (UK version of Cheetos). I loved to sniff it when he came in for indoor cuddles. I miss him.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My Henry (silkie) had a walnut that smelled of Wotsits (UK version of Cheetos). I loved to sniff it when he came in for indoor cuddles. I miss him.
You really are a foney guy…
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a red lamp .
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September 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You really are a foney guy…
My furry friend!
September 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
My furry friend!
It’s almost a standalone piece.
September 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It’s almost a standalone piece.
I’ve thought of you often since you shared your terrible news.
September 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’ve thought of you often since you shared your terrible news.
Was his bumbum hanging out of the flower?
August 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Was his bumbum hanging out of the flower?
Some of the larger ones are horrible little bastards that have been known to burrow into the palms of marine scientists…
August 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Some of the larger ones are horrible little bastards that have been known to burrow into the palms of marine scientists…
Just don’t google copepods, whatever you do…
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just don’t google copepods, whatever you do…