Vita Santa Mamita
@vitasm.bsky.social
Why work when I can just look snatched in the mirror
July 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why work when I can just look snatched in the mirror
Jessica biel starring in a mediocre thriller is my guilty pleasure
June 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Jessica biel starring in a mediocre thriller is my guilty pleasure
The way Apple bookended these high key scalped me
May 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The way Apple bookended these high key scalped me
Literally not a single one of my friends is a kuchi and it really upsets me
May 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Literally not a single one of my friends is a kuchi and it really upsets me
I’ve made it through 1/3 of Kylie’s discography so far and I need to finish by tomorrow I’m stressed but ready
April 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’ve made it through 1/3 of Kylie’s discography so far and I need to finish by tomorrow I’m stressed but ready
I’m afraid to admit anywhere except here that I think severance is just fine 🙊
March 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m afraid to admit anywhere except here that I think severance is just fine 🙊
There is something going on with woody harrelsons neck
March 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There is something going on with woody harrelsons neck
When a doll with a 40 inch bussdown compliments your hair you know it’s real
March 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
When a doll with a 40 inch bussdown compliments your hair you know it’s real
New memoir title dropped
The Pussification of Miss Boots
The Pussification of Miss Boots
March 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
New memoir title dropped
The Pussification of Miss Boots
The Pussification of Miss Boots
Am now deep in the Demissaince watching the 7th sign THE DELUSIONS SEEM EXTREME
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Am now deep in the Demissaince watching the 7th sign THE DELUSIONS SEEM EXTREME
In tonites menty B I’m in the bath listening to father John misty reflecting on how depressing the cyclical nature of time is
March 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In tonites menty B I’m in the bath listening to father John misty reflecting on how depressing the cyclical nature of time is
The feminine gaze I know that’s right
March 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The feminine gaze I know that’s right
GI Jane did more for feminism than the entire second wave
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
GI Jane did more for feminism than the entire second wave
I need a femme in STEM who can create an AI workflow to tweet at a list of elected officials 10x a day. Like how do we automate the resistance divas
March 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I need a femme in STEM who can create an AI workflow to tweet at a list of elected officials 10x a day. Like how do we automate the resistance divas
Rebranding international women’s month to international femmes month bc butch / masculine tendency people regardless of gender do too much
March 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Rebranding international women’s month to international femmes month bc butch / masculine tendency people regardless of gender do too much
I’ll take 2 🥐 plz
February 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’ll take 2 🥐 plz
What if…. Rachel dolezal and Buffy st Marie did a please please please cover duet but changed the lyrics to “please please please don’t prove im white” ?!! What then !
February 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What if…. Rachel dolezal and Buffy st Marie did a please please please cover duet but changed the lyrics to “please please please don’t prove im white” ?!! What then !
I don’t know how to not spiral about the fact that there’s a fresh 200k+ unemployed people in the country and there’s no way that’s not going to have massive repercussions on literally every industry like my god
February 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don’t know how to not spiral about the fact that there’s a fresh 200k+ unemployed people in the country and there’s no way that’s not going to have massive repercussions on literally every industry like my god
I sometimes reflect on how wild it is that I gave birth to this child
February 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I sometimes reflect on how wild it is that I gave birth to this child
She keeps me safe while I poop
February 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
She keeps me safe while I poop
Omg what could it mean ?!?
February 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Omg what could it mean ?!?
If my secret admirer is out there and listening please know that I will do anything for this
February 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If my secret admirer is out there and listening please know that I will do anything for this
I really am out here just serving vibes and pussy… that’s crazy !
February 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I really am out here just serving vibes and pussy… that’s crazy !