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By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Executive Order No. 2025-1980 Rescinding the 1980 "Miracle on Ice" Olympic Victory over the Soviet Hockey Team Section 1: Purpose To rectify historical inaccuracies and extend an olive branch to the aggrieved parties of the 1980 Olympic hockey match, this order seeks to reverse the outcome of said game and issue a formal apology. Section 2: Reversal of the 1980 Win The United States hereby retroactively forfeits the 1980 Olympic hockey match against the Soviet Union. The Soviet team shall be declared the rightful victors, and all associated accolades, including medals and glory, shall be transferred accordingly. Section 3: Enforcement The Department of Historical Revisions shall oversee the removal of all references to the "Miracle on Ice" from textbooks, documentaries, and public consciousness. A mandatory viewing of Soviet hockey highlights will be instituted nationwide. Section 4: Implementation This order shall be implemented immediately upon signing, with no further deliberation. 􀂋􀃴􀃨􀅥􀄖􀄺􀄲􀏙􀍔􀏡􀏙􀀢􀃴􀆱􀄲􀄖􀅥􀄖􀄺􀄲􀅜 -"Miracle on Ice": The 1980 Olympic hockey match between the United States and the Soviet Union. - "Soviet team": The rightful champions of said match. - "Apology package": A heartfelt letter, a commemorative trophy, and a lifetime supply of American-made hockey pucks. Section 6: Severability If any provision of this order is deemed unenforceable, the remaining sections shall remain 􀄖􀄲􀏙􀄋􀅪􀄫􀄫􀏙􀃴􀆯􀃴􀃨􀅥􀏟 Section 7: General Provisions 􀂓􀄓􀄖􀅜􀏙􀄺􀅘􀃮􀃴􀅘􀏙􀃮􀄺􀃴􀅜􀏙􀄲􀄺􀅥􀏙􀃨􀅘􀃴􀃍􀅥􀃴􀏙􀃍􀄲􀆅􀏙􀄫􀃴􀄌􀃍􀄫􀏙􀅘􀄖􀄌􀄓􀅥􀅜􀏙􀄺􀅘􀏙􀃦􀃴􀄲􀃴􀆱􀅥􀅜􀏙􀃴􀄲􀄋􀄺􀅘􀃨􀃴􀃍􀃦􀄫􀃴􀏙􀃦􀆅􀏙􀃍􀄲􀆅􀏙􀅕􀃍􀅘􀅥􀆅􀏙􀃍􀄌􀃍􀄖􀄲􀅜􀅥􀏙􀅥􀄓􀃴􀏙 United States. Section 8: Exceptions 􀂓􀄓􀃴􀏙􀍐􀍘􀍗􀍓􀏙􀆱􀄫􀄱􀏙Red Dawn shall remain unedited and untouched, as a cultural artifact of its time. DONALD J. TRUMP THE WHITE HOUSE, APRIL 1, 2025
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM