I mean, technically… 😅

@larmaljr.bsky.social
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🥴 I was just minding my own business & watching Predator.

@larmaljr.bsky.social
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So close… yet so far. 🤣😭

@larmaljr.bsky.social
#marriedlife #marriedmemes #marriagehumor #babyshark #tinybeaver #kidssong #soclose

I think I’m about here at the moment. 🤔

Y’all, marry someone who makes you laugh. 😅

@larmaljr.bsky.social
#marriedlife #alltheshingleladies #marriedmemes

Just got my Bluesky invite & Patton @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, you’re my very first follow! 🥰😄