Vita Andolini
@vitaandolini.bsky.social
Disabled former forensic chemist & teacher. MMIWG. BLM. ILM. ECM. LGBTQ. Happy wife of 24 years so far. Two heads are better than one but one face is better than two. Melophile. Cynophile. Bibliophile. Cinephile. Voracious tea consumer. Cis, she/her. 🍉
Someone says this weekly. So sick of carrot and stick antics.
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Someone says this weekly. So sick of carrot and stick antics.
If it wasn't a pop-up book, I guarantee this is fake news.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If it wasn't a pop-up book, I guarantee this is fake news.
No. No they can't.
The elaborate nature and complexity of current events would be impossible to translate into a pop-up book.
The elaborate nature and complexity of current events would be impossible to translate into a pop-up book.
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
No. No they can't.
The elaborate nature and complexity of current events would be impossible to translate into a pop-up book.
The elaborate nature and complexity of current events would be impossible to translate into a pop-up book.
Three babies have died in Kentucky in the past 3 months of pertussis. Their parents didn't have them vaccinated. So, it's ALREADY happening.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Three babies have died in Kentucky in the past 3 months of pertussis. Their parents didn't have them vaccinated. So, it's ALREADY happening.
Yet another "Who are you going to believe - me or your own eyes?" situation, and I'm frickin SICK OF IT.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yet another "Who are you going to believe - me or your own eyes?" situation, and I'm frickin SICK OF IT.
Allman Brothers
Mark Knopfler
Arlo Guthrie
George Thorogood
India Arie
Mark Knopfler
Arlo Guthrie
George Thorogood
India Arie
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Allman Brothers
Mark Knopfler
Arlo Guthrie
George Thorogood
India Arie
Mark Knopfler
Arlo Guthrie
George Thorogood
India Arie
Apparently, you left. I finally freaking find you and you're already gone. Dammit.
Please PLEASE come back. We desperately need your voice on bluesky. I'd promise to show you my boobs if you come back, but don't nobody wanna see that. Just come back.
Please PLEASE come back. We desperately need your voice on bluesky. I'd promise to show you my boobs if you come back, but don't nobody wanna see that. Just come back.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Apparently, you left. I finally freaking find you and you're already gone. Dammit.
Please PLEASE come back. We desperately need your voice on bluesky. I'd promise to show you my boobs if you come back, but don't nobody wanna see that. Just come back.
Please PLEASE come back. We desperately need your voice on bluesky. I'd promise to show you my boobs if you come back, but don't nobody wanna see that. Just come back.
You. Shall not. Pass, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
You. Shall not. Pass, Charlie Brown.
Wait, so Doug Henning hung out with Epstein? Say it ain't so!
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wait, so Doug Henning hung out with Epstein? Say it ain't so!
"Because he's hypocrisy...
Clap along
If you feel that
This guy's a total douche"...
Clap along
If you feel that
This guy's a total douche"...
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Because he's hypocrisy...
Clap along
If you feel that
This guy's a total douche"...
Clap along
If you feel that
This guy's a total douche"...
LoL "might be". Ahahaha hahaha!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
LoL "might be". Ahahaha hahaha!!
How to say "I have no idea what fibromyalgia is or what it does to the body" without saying it. As a fibromyalgia sufferer, there are at least 18 days every month when I CANNOT get up. Take your Nordic walking and your ableist opinion and FATWO!!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How to say "I have no idea what fibromyalgia is or what it does to the body" without saying it. As a fibromyalgia sufferer, there are at least 18 days every month when I CANNOT get up. Take your Nordic walking and your ableist opinion and FATWO!!!
Abolish the sovereign grant.
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Abolish the sovereign grant.
Yet another treacherous twatwaffle, treacherously twatwaffling.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yet another treacherous twatwaffle, treacherously twatwaffling.
I lack the mathematical prowess necessary to calculate the quantity of fux I do not give for it is less than zero. We're talking about a black hole quantity of negative fux. In fact the quantity is so hugely negative that it actually adds fux to other topics.
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I lack the mathematical prowess necessary to calculate the quantity of fux I do not give for it is less than zero. We're talking about a black hole quantity of negative fux. In fact the quantity is so hugely negative that it actually adds fux to other topics.
Welcome to the party, pal. What a daft dewshcanoe.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Welcome to the party, pal. What a daft dewshcanoe.
So, Twatwaffle traveling for however long, demanding of the populace, "Who are you going to believe- Me or your own eyes?"
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So, Twatwaffle traveling for however long, demanding of the populace, "Who are you going to believe- Me or your own eyes?"
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
"The Master Butcher's Singing Club"- Louise Erdrich.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"The Master Butcher's Singing Club"- Louise Erdrich.
Benevolent psychopath... Best thing I've heard in months.
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Benevolent psychopath... Best thing I've heard in months.
Because it only uses a condom 60-65% of the time?
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Because it only uses a condom 60-65% of the time?
I'm going with - the double moustache is the peak of doucheness.
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm going with - the double moustache is the peak of doucheness.
It's because she looks like a blonde ottoman.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's because she looks like a blonde ottoman.
Word.
Aaaaannnnnddd THAT gets a follow!
Aaaaannnnnddd THAT gets a follow!
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Word.
Aaaaannnnnddd THAT gets a follow!
Aaaaannnnnddd THAT gets a follow!